10 Things I Will Miss While on Vacation

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1. Intravenous newsfeeds
2. Wonkette
3. Sleeping in my own bed
4. My cats
5. Privacy
6. The mall
7. Reality TV
8. Internet forums (or is it fora?)
9. My bong (for tobacco use only)
10. Walking around the house in the nude

5 Things I Will NOT Miss While on Vacation

1. The fucking heat
2. Work
3. Getting calls from work with inane questions
4. Getting ready for work
5. Going to work