Don't Poke The Bear

Mar 13, 2006 06:20

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Super Viewtiful: i dont want to go to jail for kiddy porn
Super Viewtiful: especially when im not even beating off to it

ELSheepoDelSol: type kiddie porn a few more times

Super Viewtiful: AH

ELSheepoDelSol: i'm sure they scan IMs for words to

Super Viewtiful: GOD DAMN IT
Super Viewtiful: FUCK YOU
Super Viewtiful: FUCK YOU NIGGA

ELSheepoDelSol: calm the fuck down

Super Viewtiful: IM GOING TO KILL YOU

ELSheepoDelSol: jesus fucking christ
ELSheepoDelSol: you're completely insane

Super Viewtiful: they're out to take me down



Super Viewtiful: i get all these weird phone calls
Super Viewtiful: hello are you a democrat or a republican
Super Viewtiful: this has been a government poll. we may call you back.
Super Viewtiful: in a threatening monotone voice
Super Viewtiful: and thats like once a week
Super Viewtiful: i get that once a week

ELSheepoDelSol: that's just the bushies
ELSheepoDelSol: and your communist state
ELSheepoDelSol: doing their thing

Super Viewtiful: if i even get a whiff that the g-man will take me down
Super Viewtiful: ill fucking kill myself
Super Viewtiful: i wont go out like that
Super Viewtiful: id rather go out by my own hand
Super Viewtiful: then by those black suited bastards
Super Viewtiful: sitting in their fucking white tower with a pyramid eye
Super Viewtiful: zapping everyone with fat rays
Super Viewtiful: fuck you bush
Super Viewtiful: YEAH I DONT CARE ANYMORE IF YOU'RE READING
Super Viewtiful: FUCK YOU BUSH
Super Viewtiful: SUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY ASS YOU DIRTY WRINKLY CUNT

ELSheepoDelSol: you can say fuck you bush
ELSheepoDelSol: everyone says that
ELSheepoDelSol: it's physical threats we can't have

Super Viewtiful: yeah
Super Viewtiful: i better stop

ELSheepoDelSol: besides
ELSheepoDelSol: bush will be gone next election
ELSheepoDelSol: and slowly all of his followers will be filtered out

Super Viewtiful: i bet hell show up on my doorstep
Super Viewtiful: with two black thugs
Super Viewtiful: and he do his little headbob
Super Viewtiful: and snicker
Super Viewtiful: and say you're going down
Super Viewtiful: then the thugs will snap my neck
Super Viewtiful: or no thats too easy
Super Viewtiful: theyll sleeper hold me
Super Viewtiful: and ill wake up with a black bag over my head
Super Viewtiful: in a plane on its way to cambodia
Super Viewtiful: ill be forced into a sweatshop
Super Viewtiful: making products for walmart
Super Viewtiful: making those little wristbands that say freedom and peace and love that everyone wears these days

ELSheepoDelSol: hahahhahaa

Super Viewtiful: the ones that you pay $1.00 and the proceeds go to building a cancer ray or whatever
Super Viewtiful: i bet they are building a weapon that gives people cancer

ELSheepoDelSol: of course they are

Super Viewtiful: but a fast acting cancer
Super Viewtiful: like cancer is a slow lazy fucker
Super Viewtiful: takes way too many years to kill
Super Viewtiful: so theyll speed it up

ELSheepoDelSol: but what good is everyone dead
ELSheepoDelSol: they'd have no one to oppress

Super Viewtiful: theyll make it like cancer mixed with sonic the hedgehog
Super Viewtiful: theyll use it on iraq
Super Viewtiful: and baghdad
Super Viewtiful: and pretty much all of those towelhead countries
Super Viewtiful: maybe all of africa too
Super Viewtiful: china... probably
Super Viewtiful: well leave any english speaking countries for now
Super Viewtiful: oh and anyone who cant speak english
Super Viewtiful: man they are so dead

ELSheepoDelSol: hhahahahaaha
ELSheepoDelSol: i only laugh cause it's probably true

Super Viewtiful: yes
Super Viewtiful: it is
Super Viewtiful: you know who else is dead
Super Viewtiful: me
Super Viewtiful: im going to die

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