Sep 08, 2006 02:30
I went to church on Sunday, and while leaving the sermon we were all given mini waterguns. Out of the pure excitement of receiving a free watergun, my roommate, suitemates, and I completely forgot what exactly it was supposed to be a metaphor for and used them to spray each other. Eventually we decided that they are to be used to spray sinners. Spraying commenced.
But imagine my surprise when I was walking to my class on wednesday and received a mini-bible from one of the seemingly hundreds of extremely old men handing them out across campus. It took me awhile, but I finally realized what all of this meant. It all had reason. Using the mini-bible and the mini-watergun, which will naturally be filled with self-anointed holy water, I shall perform mini exorcisms upon those who have been minorly possessed.
...I love the bible belt.