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[cornerthewhiz]

Anthony. Go fetch me some orange juice.

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[thatgoldenboy]

No.

[cornerthewhiz]

That wasn't a question, Goldstein.

[thatgoldenboy]

And you're daft if you think I'm going to take an order from you.

[cornerthewhiz]

Why won't you just do it? You're closer to the door.

[thatgoldenboy]

For two very important reasons. One - I don't want the orange juice, you do. Two - I'm not going to be an enabler for your laziness.

[cornerthewhiz]

...Well, who's to say that you don't want any? I mean, no one's limiting you. You could have some, too.

And, you know, if you were an enabler for my laziness, maybe you would be more popular. Y'know?

[thatgoldenboy]

I'm to say I don't want any. And I don't want any.

Not really. You're talking to me on the computer instead of across the room. That's stupid.

[cornerthewhiz]

Why not? It's lovely juice.

Anthony. It's too much effort to open my mouth.

[thatgoldenboy]

I don't care if it was the best juice I will ever taste.

See? Lazy.

[cornerthewhiz]

....Really? You'd miss an opportunity like that?

I am not!

[thatgoldenboy]

...

Yes. You are.

[cornerthewhiz]

Really, that's like missing the best opportunity of a lifetime.

Why do you say so?

[thatgoldenboy]

That's entirely subjective, though.

Mostly because you are and continue to prove it so.

[cornerthewhiz]

Not necessarily.

I do not! That's unfair.

[thatgoldenboy]

Yes, it is. If I don't think it's the best opportunity of a lifetime, I can't be missing out on it.

It's only unfair because it's the truth.

[cornerthewhiz]

You could.

's not!