In honor of the great late mitch hedberg...
rudy sparked me to make an adoration of the past comic. lol in other words, heres more jokes.
got to write these jokes. So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.
This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to hard. one of them will be a bitch; the postman will catch on fire, your mailbox will break, the wind will blow your envelope out of your hand. good luck.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too
if you got the last one, give yourself a pat on the back
got to write these jokes. So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.
This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to hard. one of them will be a bitch; the postman will catch on fire, your mailbox will break, the wind will blow your envelope out of your hand. good luck.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too
if you got the last one, give yourself a pat on the back