Mar 20, 2009 05:09
It's five in the morning, and I can't sleep.
Let's not talk about all the stuff that happened yesterday to induce my insomnia.
I have a score to settle with the mass public. Curiosity and all.
So, take a minute and vote, if you will in the Do You Have This Problem Too? Poll.
#1. I usually buy matching shampoo/conditioner sets. When I was a kid my mom was kind of cheap and would usually only buy the 2 in 1 combo bottles, so when I started working at the tender age of 15 I immediately started buying separated sets. And then I came across a problem. Despite the fact that the bottles are the same size, I always go through conditioner a billion times faster then the shampoo. wtf? I am guessing it has something to do with the way a little dab of shampoo can go a long way, as you can bubble up a whole head of hair (or, at least my thin shitty hair) with a quarter size glob. But with conditioner? I always feel like I've got to work a handful of it in, even though I know a normal sized glop will do the trick. I'm pretty sure I psychologically need to feel my head equally weighted with muck from both bottles otherwise I get a little twitchy and OCD, but in order to get a thick hat of conditioner you need to use an ungodly amount. Thus, I always have to buy two bottles of conditioner (at least!) for every one bottle of shampoo. My own retardation frustrates me. SO PLZ FRIENDS LET ME KNOW
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