confusion.

[cornered_beef]

Uhm.

Michael (I think that is his name?) is asleep and I snuck on his toplap because I was curious, this thing is so strange! Uhm, hallo.

I think he will be very angry when he wakes up but it's not like I asked to come here.

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[deranged_gofer]

Hmm... I know there was a chapter in my how-to book about how to deal with consumers who exhibit symptoms of multiple-personality disorder.

[cornered_beef]

No, I'm not a multiple personality, I'm a new person. I'm Michael's date for the ball. My name is...er...Lila.

[deranged_gofer]

Well, in that case, pardon my rudeness and it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I'm surprised we didn't meet sooner! I am Fred Weasley of Weasley Enterprises. And you look like you could use a laugh!

[cornered_beef]

It's a pleasure to meet you as well. I actually laugh quite a bit, I am just rather...disoriented at this moment.

[deranged_gofer]

Disoriented? Did you drink or eat anything strange?
I swear I put all the tester products away...
Oh dear.
...There was a new one whose affects were a bit unstable, to say the least. Are you feeling ill?

[cornered_beef]

Tester products?

No, I travelled by...well, by Floo from awfully far away, and you know how travel goes. It's disorienting at times!

[deranged_gofer]

Oh. Oh, that's a relief.
Forget I mentioned anything about the tester products, then. They're all completely safe. No need for any worry about anyone bringing any sort of legal charges against the company.
You say you've arrived from far away? Do you perhaps attend one of the other wizarding schools around here? Hmm... in that case, Weasley Enterprises should expand its horizons. Afterall, I'm sure the students at your school would also be interested in a good joke or prank every now and then, right? I have some samples of our newer items that you could take with you!

[cornered_beef]

I can't see what harm that could do. I'm not quite sure when I'll be returning, but I'll be sure to stop by beforehand.