confusion.

[cornered_beef]

Uhm.

Michael (I think that is his name?) is asleep and I snuck on his toplap because I was curious, this thing is so strange! Uhm, hallo.

I think he will be very angry when he wakes up but it's not like I asked to come here.

Comments

[paparazzi_colin]

Are you the date he keeps blathering on about??

[cornered_beef]

I believe I am.

[paparazzi_colin]

I was expecting some one with redder hair...

[cornered_beef]

Oh, my hair is quite red. This picture isn't actually of me, Michael doesn't want anyone to know who I am for some reason. I think I am a surprise!

[paparazzi_colin]

I like surprises!!! what school do you come from?

[cornered_beef]

Er, you wouldn't have heard of it.

[paparazzi_colin]

Is it a muggle school? my parents are muggles you know!

[cornered_beef]

It's from far away.

My parents are Muggles too! But I'm a witch.

[paparazzi_colin]

I love meeting fellow muggle borns!! they're the only ones who understand me half the time!
So are you a Spice Girls fan?

[cornered_beef]

Spice Girls? Is that a telly programme?

[paparazzi_colin]

Wait a second....
YOU CAN'T BE A REAL MUGGLE BORN AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SPICE GIRLS.

[cornered_beef]

I apologise. I have been a bit...out of touch.

[paparazzi_colin]

OUT OF TOUCH??? THEY'RE ONLY THE BIGGEST POP GROUP SINCE THE BEATLES!!!!

Thats it I obviously have to educate you, where are you??

[cornered_beef]

SINCE the Beatles? You mean the Beatles aren't still popular?

Er.

[paparazzi_colin]

The Beatles broke up years ago!!! some of them are dead!!!

Dont worry I wont try to feel you up, I'm gay.

[cornered_beef]

DEAD?!