attn: Terry Boot

[cornered_beef]

I realised something at the match and it wasn't about Quidditch but I think someone found

IT!!!

Have you not noticed all the little CHILDREN around? DO THEY NOT LOOK FAMILIAR? WHO WENT RIFLING THROUGH MY THINGS?!?! Damn you!

Comments

[waitingfortom]

You know, you were pathetic enough when you were stupid, but now you've gone insane?

[deanosovirtuoso]

Don't worry Ginny, I think he's just concerned for the children- them being at Hogwarts without their mums and all.

[cornered_beef]

Their mums are IN THE PAST. Unless we can find a way to alter time, speed up the harvest, or get us off this rock, the time continuum is DOOMED.

[deanosovirtuoso]

Oh, don't speed up the harvest! I love watching the leaves turn!

[cornered_beef]

Look for the path.

[waitingfortom]

He doesn't care about children.

[deanosovirtuoso]

But everyone loves children! They've got such cute little faces! I just want to pinch all of their cheeks!

[cornered_beef]

Even when such children could bring the APOCALYPSE?

[waitingfortom]

WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE A PICTURE WITH ME IN IT?!

[deanosovirtuoso]

Should I punch him to preserve your honor?

[cornered_beef]

I simply needed a random redhead, it has nothing to do with Ginny.

[waitingfortom]

How am I a random redhead?

[cornered_beef]

You were the only redhead I had a picture of.

[deanosovirtuoso]

Next time, however, you should ask permission, or you might hurt someones feelings, and that's uncool.

[cornered_beef]

UNCOOL.

Your GIRLFRIEND messed with my LIFE'S WORK. How is THAT cool?

[deanosovirtuoso]

But how? That's what I don't understand. And what is it with the gun?