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May 09, 2005 12:05

i conducted a science experiment just now. i was in the shower and i wondered if i could actually drown standing up, by breathing in the water as it fell on my face. the water was pouring on my head and i started to breathe in. amazingly, i found that it was mostly oxygen going up my nose. i tilted my head back and breathed in a little harder. i immediately felt my sinuses filled to the brim! i coughed a little whilst i laughed a mighty laugh! so, in conclusion: no, you can not drown while standing up in the shower. you kids should all give it a try! be sure to ask mom and dad's permission. draw a pentagram on your bathroom floor in virgin's blood. also, you might want to hang some goat heads up.

part 2. in the shower i also attempted to shave. there was no mirror in there, but i felt i could manage. i stepped out, and after the vapor cleared off the mirror i checked the job i pulled on my face. there were a few areas i missed. i don't care. my theory is the world will end today, so it doesn't matter.
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