Mar 07, 2005 17:51
i saw some guy advertising himself on zaragosa. his name is eddie something and he is running for some position that he will undoubtedly brag about if he wins. he was standing on a flatbed trailer that was hooked up to his silver truck. there was a big sign on the trailer as well. it read "vote eddie" something or other. he was waving to the people. waving like a madman.
SO...i've got an idea. i think i am going to make a huge sign with my name on it. i will set up a fancy little post on zaragosa and proclaim that i am running for some important-sounding, yet made up position. i am thinking about something along the lines of "president of everything". i need suggestions.
on an other note, i am predicting a rise in the number of deaths by auto-erotic asphyxiation. depression + arousal = stranglebation!!