A little too late

[corked]

As some of you may know, a funny thing happens whenever I open a champagne bottle. Suddenly, I become the Corkinator, Destroyer of Worlds. I saw this link and figured they've added this little bit of helpful advice a tad too late for most of my victims...

http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/i/04/05/cork_eye-s.jpg

...especially Paonessa :)

-Cam