Sleep Waits for No Man! *snxxxxxxx*
I sleep very little. And although I seem to have acquired the genetic coding necessary to sustain long, sleepless nights for extended periods of time, even the mightiest may fall. I have a cup of coffee most mornings (only one) and drink more diet soda than I should, but some mornings, like this one, I have to pull out the big guns. A Sugar Free Sobe No Fear Energy Drink.
Problem is, in a sleep deprived state it's difficult to navigate the ambiguous shelves and beverage cases of your local convenience store. It's not uncommon for me to stumble into the establishment, and completely forget the Sugar Free Sobe No Fear Energy Drink - instead purchasing a pocket hair brush, novelty baseball cap, or tasty corndog instead.
This morning I missed my mark - but I got VERY close! I grabbed a Sugar Free Full Throttle by accident.
I can say WITH confidence, that this vile concoction, a product of The Coca-Cola Company, tastes exactly like a urinal cake.
I gotta get some sleep.
Problem is, in a sleep deprived state it's difficult to navigate the ambiguous shelves and beverage cases of your local convenience store. It's not uncommon for me to stumble into the establishment, and completely forget the Sugar Free Sobe No Fear Energy Drink - instead purchasing a pocket hair brush, novelty baseball cap, or tasty corndog instead.
This morning I missed my mark - but I got VERY close! I grabbed a Sugar Free Full Throttle by accident.
I can say WITH confidence, that this vile concoction, a product of The Coca-Cola Company, tastes exactly like a urinal cake.
I gotta get some sleep.
