Jun 19, 2006 09:49
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From: Manuwalde
Date: Jun 18, 2006 3:53 PM
You're SE'XXX'AYAYAYAYAYAYESS girl, DAAAAYUM!!!! 8()
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From: The only living sasquatch
Date: Jun 18, 2006 11:22 PM
hopefully you were kidding.
or else youre a dirtbag and i have no interest in talking with you.
but youre probably a dirtbag because i wouldnt think any woman wants to be greated by a stanger in that manor.
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oh dear.....
please allow me to apologize.
and as your hopes seem to dictate- it's t-r-u-e
I was only kidding.
Well, only half way....
FINE! I am a dirtbag! Are you happy?
But do you think its easy? I mean thats the feeling I get - that you think its easy being a complete sleezeball..
Well, it's not!
no no no!
I mean, think about it...
Who holds the door for a dirtbag when he/she is in a great rush?
Who spots a dirtbag the extra 35 cents of the tax on his/her Big Mac when there is no change to spare?
WHO hands a dirtbag a kleenex when ALL of life's troubles and sorrows bear down on his/her life like the weight of the world??
I'll tell you the answer: no one.
My dear woman - show some compassion - some sympathy
for the life of a dirtbag is no easy dance through the tulips!
no day at the park!
And speaking for all dirtbags in the world: " Have some pity! "
Ok, well I guess you don't have to have any of the above - including pity, sympathy, or compassion.
And if I were a girl and some dirtbag yelled - SE 'XXX' AYAYAYAYA MAMA at me, I'd probably execute them...
But I'm different.
And you may scuff or scowl at this confession but my good woman it is the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Listen, I know this life of dirtbagishness is an unrewarding lifestyle. Filled with hopeless nights and HEARTACHE after HEARTACHE! And sometimes I think about leaving... I do.....
Oh! nobody knows! Nobody!
It makes me want to sing that song, you know:
"What's it all about, Alfie?
Is it just for the moment that we live?
Whats it all about when you started out Alfie?
Are we meant to take more than we give?
Or are we meant to be kind - and give?"
I'd like to hope that one day 'I' shall overcome.
You will pray that this happens won't you Ms. Sasquatch?
You will wish upon that almight star? For little old me?
who IS this person?
his myspace name is MANUALDE
weirdos!