king_kaboom is one fucking strange fella.

[corinakitty]

I think he's permanently damaged our co-workers. Strangely, I think the lesbian was more afraid of this than the gay fellow. (Yes, 2 of the 5 Compliance Minions are gay. In fact, apparently about half our company is gay--which makes sense, as the main office is in the Bay Area. Just a fun fact there. The lesbian at work is damn cute. I think just about everyone has a crush on her.)
Now then, the scariness:
--(Not Especially Work-Safe)--

http://www.yoni.com/loverf/vulvaintro.shtml