Kaylee the nutjob
I think I've figured Kaylee out. According to the genetic test, she is Bullmastiff x Mastiff x German Shepherd x Golden Retriever.
So she has the obedience of a bullmastiff, the intelligence of a mastiff, the calm, low energy level of a german shepherd, and the instincts of a retriever.
Brainless dog went hyper in the woods this morning, chasing after ducks. Ducks. She *hates* water. The best she could do was chase them by running along the shore -- but she was bound & determined to chase them. Tango & Lisa just stood there watching her, saying, "Look at that idiot." to each other.
She is now trying to ensure everyone in the state is awake by chewing on the NOISIEST squeek-toy in existence.
So she has the obedience of a bullmastiff, the intelligence of a mastiff, the calm, low energy level of a german shepherd, and the instincts of a retriever.
Brainless dog went hyper in the woods this morning, chasing after ducks. Ducks. She *hates* water. The best she could do was chase them by running along the shore -- but she was bound & determined to chase them. Tango & Lisa just stood there watching her, saying, "Look at that idiot." to each other.
She is now trying to ensure everyone in the state is awake by chewing on the NOISIEST squeek-toy in existence.