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Oct 21, 2004 20:42

Oh man, this new Gwen Stefani song is sooo good!

Anyway, today at work the craziest, but most endearing old woman came in. Her name was Louisa and she was telling the whole crew about her weight loss, cursing loudly along the way(like, "shut the fuck up!" to a doctor who advised her about her diet). She said she'd come back next week to do stand up comedy on the patio, and she told this kid that he was handsome, but had too much "crap" on his head(gel, apparently). She also described to us that vinegar gave her massive diarrhea.
When I brought over her sandwich, she exclaimed, "Nice job, apple cheeks!"
Louisa, who was sporting a Kerry pin and t-shirt, is the most awesome crazy customer we've ever had, and I hope she comes in next week.
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