Top 5 ways to tell that you are getting too old
5. A $4 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit"
4. Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them
3. Sex in a twin bed sounds uncomfortable instead of exciting
2. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one
1. Older relatives feel comfortable telling you about their sexual experiences
4. Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them
3. Sex in a twin bed sounds uncomfortable instead of exciting
2. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one
1. Older relatives feel comfortable telling you about their sexual experiences