My family is a bunch of pyros
Ok, so today I learned some interesting things.
My father's side of the family is entirely composed of pyros.
It poured shiteloads in the area, so everything was completely fucking soaked, that including the three enourmous piles of wood that my cousin had composed.
But what does it take to keep the people in my family (inself included) entertained with 25 bucks during the daylight hours on the 4th of July? Well, that would be a block of dried ice and empty bottles...
So what was exploded via the dried ice bombs? Well, what I can recall, this is what was...
-Multiple soda 2 liter bottles
-Soda cans
-Laundry detergent bottles
-and throwing the soda 2 liters into the wood piles, trying to blow those up.
That wasn't good enough, so then we start getting creative and I learn I give good suggestions to destroy stuff...
So that in turn called him to then blow up a pair of speakers and then fucking annhilate an old bass system. Rock the fuck on.
...
Well, then nighttime approaches. He hands me boxes of sparklers and tells me to make this weak shit useful. Muhahaha. Pile a bunch of those fuckers together, electrical tape the hell out of them and watch them explode. Homemade firework bombs are aaaaaawesome!
Then I get handed a box of morters and told to get them set up. Whoo!
So after everything is all set up and ready to go, I get settled into my chair to watch the show. My cousin's girlfriend then decides that I need wine and I found out later that oh, she had basically poured me 3/4th of the bottle, and since it was dark out, I didn't realize it was quiiiiite that much.
Aaaaand guess who's gotta go to work tomorrow at 6am? Wee...I'm so going to fucking die tomorrow from pain!
My father's side of the family is entirely composed of pyros.
It poured shiteloads in the area, so everything was completely fucking soaked, that including the three enourmous piles of wood that my cousin had composed.
But what does it take to keep the people in my family (inself included) entertained with 25 bucks during the daylight hours on the 4th of July? Well, that would be a block of dried ice and empty bottles...
So what was exploded via the dried ice bombs? Well, what I can recall, this is what was...
-Multiple soda 2 liter bottles
-Soda cans
-Laundry detergent bottles
-and throwing the soda 2 liters into the wood piles, trying to blow those up.
That wasn't good enough, so then we start getting creative and I learn I give good suggestions to destroy stuff...
So that in turn called him to then blow up a pair of speakers and then fucking annhilate an old bass system. Rock the fuck on.
...
Well, then nighttime approaches. He hands me boxes of sparklers and tells me to make this weak shit useful. Muhahaha. Pile a bunch of those fuckers together, electrical tape the hell out of them and watch them explode. Homemade firework bombs are aaaaaawesome!
Then I get handed a box of morters and told to get them set up. Whoo!
So after everything is all set up and ready to go, I get settled into my chair to watch the show. My cousin's girlfriend then decides that I need wine and I found out later that oh, she had basically poured me 3/4th of the bottle, and since it was dark out, I didn't realize it was quiiiiite that much.
Aaaaand guess who's gotta go to work tomorrow at 6am? Wee...I'm so going to fucking die tomorrow from pain!