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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I pulled anastasia_chan's hair (-5 points). In August I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In November carpediem690 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole lizyerby's purse (30 points). In October I bought porn for evan_boswell (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (291 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
corespace