You know why I love John Scalzi (besides his awesome books)? Because he writes things like this
on his blog:
I will not tell you details about the dance-off between Neil Gaiman and me at the Tor party last night. So don’t ask.
Now I bet you wish you’d come to Worldcon this year, don’t you.
Scalzi. Gaiman. Dance-off. The end.
I need to get my hands on Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded.