those quality moments under the stairs

[corellianjedi]

Don't get me wrong, Harry Potter is my friend. Anyone who gets ten million kids reading books is my friend. I mean, when the little punters grow up, what kind of material will they be looking for, do you think? That's right, more light-hearted supernatural stories but with scads of profanity, sex, violence, and dark humor. And I'll be there, books in hand, waiting for the little bleeders.

-Christopher Moore [from Chris's Picks]