Feb 16, 2013 09:00
Mom: So your dad was thinking we might take a trip for our anniversary in May--
Me: Fun!
Mom: Yeah, but then he said if you brother doesn't get that job that starts right after graduation maybe we should finally take you kids to Disney World before you start your adult jobs.
WHY. WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THIS. IT'S THE LONGEST OF LONG SHOTS THAT THIS WILL HAPPEN AND NOW IT'S ALL THAT I WANT. I mean, really, the chances of this happening are probably like 1% BUT NOW IT IS IN MY HEAD. UUUUUUGH. MOM. FIRST TIME IN DISNEY WITH MY FAMILY? UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH THAT'S ALL I WANT. YOU HAVE SET ME UP FOR SO MUCH DISAPPOINTMENT.
Evil woman.
mom,
i have the best family ever