hopefully dad's insurance will pay for some of this
Yesterday and Today In Conversations
Doctor: So, what's the problem?
Me: Pretty sure I have an ear infection.
Doctor: Let's take a loo- oh, yeah, that's infected.
Me: Told ya.
Pharmacist: It'll be half an hour to get your prescription.
Me: Can I come by after class tonight?
Pharmacist: Sure, it'll be ready by then.
[come back several hours later]
Pharmacist: Oh yeah, turns out we don't have that medicine at all.
Pharmacist #2: We definitely have that medicine. Gimme fifteen minutes.
[40 minutes later]
Pharmacist: #2: Here ya go!
Me: Yeah, thanks, my ice cream has melted.
TigerTech employee: So what seems to be the problem?
Me: The battery cover seems to be separating from the rest of my laptop.
TigerTech employee: Hmmm, that's because your battery is expanding.
Me: Uhm, are they supposed to do that?
TigerTech employee: No, not at all; you're lucky it didn't explode or leak or something. You're gonna need a new one.
[This post could have also been titled "How to Drop Over $200 in Less Than 24 Hours."]
Doctor: So, what's the problem?
Me: Pretty sure I have an ear infection.
Doctor: Let's take a loo- oh, yeah, that's infected.
Me: Told ya.
Pharmacist: It'll be half an hour to get your prescription.
Me: Can I come by after class tonight?
Pharmacist: Sure, it'll be ready by then.
[come back several hours later]
Pharmacist: Oh yeah, turns out we don't have that medicine at all.
Pharmacist #2: We definitely have that medicine. Gimme fifteen minutes.
[40 minutes later]
Pharmacist: #2: Here ya go!
Me: Yeah, thanks, my ice cream has melted.
TigerTech employee: So what seems to be the problem?
Me: The battery cover seems to be separating from the rest of my laptop.
TigerTech employee: Hmmm, that's because your battery is expanding.
Me: Uhm, are they supposed to do that?
TigerTech employee: No, not at all; you're lucky it didn't explode or leak or something. You're gonna need a new one.
[This post could have also been titled "How to Drop Over $200 in Less Than 24 Hours."]