Ok...I'm not answering this, but I just wanted to point out that I thought they meant, "do you know know any tricks that can impress a crowd, or a little kid that can impress a crowd?"
Oddly worded, whoever you are.
1. It's 12:30 AM and I'm cleaning. This is what my life has been reduced to; hidden fees and cleaning when I'm going to have company over. In an attempt to overcoming this overwhelming feeling of unimportanceness, I'm at least dancing/singing to Cobra Starship while doing it. Don't judge, don't judge.
2. My apartment smells awful. What is it? What IS it?!?
3. My dreams of owning the aformentioned glasses may be crashing around me as I type. I really don't want to order them online.
4. I have recently become obsessed with the work of these two artists:
LUKE CHUEH and
MARK BODNAR. Check 'em out, especially that first guy. Apparently, I have a thing for bears now (Stephen Colbert would be soooo pissed). But in all seriousness, I want a room full of those bears and black furnature. And it will serve no purpose other than being awesome.
5. Ok, I have to go to bed. Goodnight f-list.