The Hillsdale Bathroom
Soooo today i went to work ...and typed a bunch of contracts and wished that cabient world had a computer. Then i went home and smoked some quality ganja and got reasonably baked. i love bongThen me and murphy rode the train to the mall,AFTER walking in the rain which hella sucked... we met up with tara p at the train station by the mall. we went to old navey and i got two new pairs of flip flops and i wished tara would have got that green grandma sweater. Then we went to the mall to eat. i had some very tastey panda express and there was the shortest line there ever. we all ate and i hella had to go pee so we went to the bathroom adjourning the food court. i was feeling all hardcore so i went up to a stall which at the time i thought was empty and kicked the door as hard as i could to open it. it turned out someone was using the stall and the door just stayed closed. omg it was fucking hillarious. me and tara could not stop laughing. i then walked into an unoccupied stall. i was trying to go about my business, but tara was laughing so i couldnt stop laughing...i mean me kicking a door of a stall where someone is probably trying to take a shit is fucking wonderful. so i try to wash my hands and me and tara are still laughing and somehow some little shemale child comes into the bathroom to wash the soda it spilled off its hands...this was such a beautiful child...then it heard me and tara and it joined in on the laughing and it just went on forever and it was totally the best moment of my life. we left the bathroom the same time as it and walked beside it and its family in the mall...i went in the window thing of sears and as it walked by i waved and it just kept laughing and completed my life some more. later we were walking by it again and murphy took a picture... i saw it again in maceys and waved from the window as it left...it must have been the greatest person ive ever seen.. I TOTALLY FAILED AT GETTING A GOOD BAG!!! so later we were in wet seal and i looked at my hands and there was some freak yellow and blue rash.... it was so random..i blame bath and body works!!! we actually even saw ms gold and it was totally awkward!!!
i wanted a shirt from hot topic that had myspace-ness on it but tara and murphy forbade me and it was the worst moment of my life...i wanted those shirts so bad...i wrote tom a comment about it.
i love the shemale!
i wanted a shirt from hot topic that had myspace-ness on it but tara and murphy forbade me and it was the worst moment of my life...i wanted those shirts so bad...i wrote tom a comment about it.
i love the shemale!