ultra lame beans!
so today ashley marcel sean marco and i had made plans to go over to hmb to buy chickens, I was getting two and marcel marco and sean were each getting one to raise at the martino chicken coop. soo i picked them up and we were on our way, it was an intense ride because as soon as they all got in the car all conversation turned to weed. i wasnt even expecting an ultra smoke out but on the car ride ( mostly them, i was trying to be a responsible driver and not be ultra stoned.) two big joints and a bowl of hash were smoked. so then we went to a beach and frolicked with the most seagulls ive ever seen. sean was like a little kid and ran around and played with stuff he found, LIKE A STARFISH!!! then we went to feed and fuel and we all picked our chickens and had them in boxes and we were ready to pay. we went to the front and the stupid fat mullet lady said "ARE ANY OF YOU 21???" I WAS like WTF?? shouldnt the age to purchase chickens be 18??? thats why marcel came. it was so retarded she like yelled and made us leave the store. the guys in the back told us to just go find a 21 year old outside and make them buy it. i tried to ask a bunch of people but they wouldnt do it. i asked one lady if she was 21 and she looked ultra offended and iwas all "its noT FOR ALCOHOL IT S FOR POULTRY" but no one thought it would be right to buy them for us. so we had to go. it was really sad because marco had ultimately bonded with his when we were picking them out/ walking to the counter. he kept telling me how proud he was to be part of somethings life. it was ultra cute and then that evil beez wouldnt let us buy them. but my mommy told me tomorow she would take me to buy all of them.