Medieval Chloroform
Oh Merlin.
"The wolves!" *scampers off*
GENIUS episode. And by genius I of course mean ridiculous, embarrassing and WTF DISTURBING "pleasure me" (or something along those lines) Morgause/Cendred scenes. OH SHOW. Never change :')
I actually said "Oh my God" aloud during the "Then please me" scene. WHAT EVEN WAS THAT??!
Such disturbingly sexual sexual-ness whenever these guys are concerned!
And Cendred's voice!! HAHAH OHMYGOD!! I love it! So ridiculous!
And he's such a bloody creeper the whole time! I don't get it!! Watching him makes me want to watch 'Miranda' because he's so lovely in that and although in this he brings the lulz in a big way, he genuinely confuses me.
And his leather look is just an embarrassment.
And when he had them all kneeling there was such a vibe of "While you're down there..."
Usually I'd be all over that but with him it's just WEIRDSIES.
WTF EVEN-
GET OUT, CENDRED!
NO, N- STOP ENCOURAGING HIM, MORGAUSE!
IT'S WEEEIRRRDDD!!!!!
On the subject of weird, check this out:
Considering the sexual undertones of the whole ep (/series) I was surprised they didn't go the whole hog and do a "I've never seen you handle a sword like that" or "So you know how to use your sword after all!"... some kind of sword=peen joke.
Oh God, I just remembered: I nearly cried when I saw this bit! OH GOD!! This show is such a parody of itself ♥
I can't even tell if they're serious or not with this stuff.
Moving on though; it actually hurt to look at everyone this episode. SO MUCH PRETTY!
You know when you sigh because someone is so beautiful?
(I get that every time Matt Cardle does anything JSYK)
Colin and Katie were killing me this episode.
Beans?
That was such an awkward scene. I don't even understand what was happening between Merlin and Morgana and just.. I don't know. It was weird is what I'm saying.
And Morgana's smirking is PEEING ME OFF SO BAD!!!1!!!!ONE!!!!!!
WHYYYYYYYYY??!!! PLEASE STOPPP!!!!!
Thank God she's so damned hot. And has such a faaaabulous lipstick collection!
And I loved Morgause's hair in that one scene!
Though Emilia still freaks me out with her skinniness and black eyeliner D:
She looks so gorgeous EVERY OTHER TIME I SEE HER! It's just her Morgause look that is NOT GOOD.
And her creepy pantomime porno acting.
Anyway, I enjoyed the old gang back together ♥
Even if it made me sad Morgana's evil now :'(
I feel like I totally misinterpreted the genius of that other episode because she's back to being a murderous megabitch now so.. yeah.
Stupid Morgana >.>
*segue*
I really enjoyed Merlin protecting his man.
I can't remember the specifics but there was a lot of Merlin being all "yeah but Arthur would do that for all the servants (ie. me)" and like... him being all protective and whatnot.
Also Merlin loves Arthur more than Gwen does (as if we need more proof) because he went after Arthur whereas Gwen just left and it turned out her heroic effort was she... waited outside? Good one.
LOOK OF LOVE:
Merlin's women's intuition made me LOL ♥
Merlin's pissy because Arthur denied his offer of sharing his horse and letting Elian have that one to himself.
Does anyone get what the flip next episode is supposed to be about?
MAJORLY EXCITED THOUGH for it will include:
GWAINE!!
WARWICK DAVIS!!!!
Kind of cool-looking CGI!
Strange shirts!
Old Morgause?!??!?!?!!!
OK, not going to lie, I'm not so much looking forward to that part.
But moving onto other matters seeing as I've spent wayyyy too long on this Merlin stuff....
Hermione and Mum are away seeing My Chemical Romance so it's just me and Dad this weekend!
We went for a walk on the cliffs in the afternoon and it started raining! But it still was really nice. We talked and it's nice spending time with him as it's not often it's just us - or that he's home at all!
After our walk I made us (well, put in the oven because why make your own when M&S does them so beautifully?) spinach and potato gratin to which I added a side of spinach leaves and raw carrots with hummus. I was pretty proud of it.
For dinner I made (also straight-in-oven but still! I'm proud!) this bacon and lentil concoction, cauliflower cheese and... moussaka? Is that the one with aubergines? It was all delicious anyway! Again, proud of the choice combination (even if Mum got them in the first place... but we decided which to put together! Shush! We're not used to this!). We have some left over for tomorrow too :)
We also watched The X Factor and, as I said, I was swooning over Matt again.
I thoroughly approve of the clingy T-shirt.
OH GODDD!!!!!
Everyone go watch the Cardle videos on the X Factor website! I am dying!
http://xfactor.itv.com/2010/videos/video/watch_matts-video-diary--week-3_item_201173.htm
He loves sushi and carrots with hummus.
(To clearify the next line: I'm going with my friends to have sushi on Tuesday and I have carrots with hummus pretty much every day.)
HE WILL BE MINE.
In news that I can't be bothered to write again, this was my Facebook status before I went to bed last night:
Just watched The Inbetweeners for the first time since the first time when Louise got me to watch it back before I lost my innocence. This time however I laughed so much I got hiccups. Also I watched Australia with my dad and it was majorly confusing and depressing. But oddly good... I dunno. I'll go to bed now and try to un-hiccup-ify myself.. not sure by which methods yet..
That's all for tonight because I'm tired!
Hope everyone's well and sorry I didn't reply to everyone's lolarious comments on my post about the Russians!
Oh how I laughed :')
I've been a bit all over the place comment-wise of late. I'm just so exhausted!
But yeah.
More postings tomorrow! I watched the amazing, adorable, beautiful Stuart: A Life Backwards the other day and nearly cried in the Sixth Form Centre and I'm sure there are a zillion other things I haven't posted about!
So yeah.
Night all and talk soon ^_^
P.S. HOW AMAZING IS IT THAT MARTIN FREEMAN IS GOING TO BE BILBO BAGGINS?!!??!?!???!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!
EVERY TIME I REMEMBER I GET SO EXCITED!! ♥
"The wolves!" *scampers off*
GENIUS episode. And by genius I of course mean ridiculous, embarrassing and WTF DISTURBING "pleasure me" (or something along those lines) Morgause/Cendred scenes. OH SHOW. Never change :')
I actually said "Oh my God" aloud during the "Then please me" scene. WHAT EVEN WAS THAT??!
Such disturbingly sexual sexual-ness whenever these guys are concerned!
And Cendred's voice!! HAHAH OHMYGOD!! I love it! So ridiculous!
And he's such a bloody creeper the whole time! I don't get it!! Watching him makes me want to watch 'Miranda' because he's so lovely in that and although in this he brings the lulz in a big way, he genuinely confuses me.
And his leather look is just an embarrassment.
And when he had them all kneeling there was such a vibe of "While you're down there..."
Usually I'd be all over that but with him it's just WEIRDSIES.
WTF EVEN-
GET OUT, CENDRED!
NO, N- STOP ENCOURAGING HIM, MORGAUSE!
IT'S WEEEIRRRDDD!!!!!
On the subject of weird, check this out:
Considering the sexual undertones of the whole ep (/series) I was surprised they didn't go the whole hog and do a "I've never seen you handle a sword like that" or "So you know how to use your sword after all!"... some kind of sword=peen joke.
Oh God, I just remembered: I nearly cried when I saw this bit! OH GOD!! This show is such a parody of itself ♥
I can't even tell if they're serious or not with this stuff.
Moving on though; it actually hurt to look at everyone this episode. SO MUCH PRETTY!
You know when you sigh because someone is so beautiful?
(I get that every time Matt Cardle does anything JSYK)
Colin and Katie were killing me this episode.
Beans?
That was such an awkward scene. I don't even understand what was happening between Merlin and Morgana and just.. I don't know. It was weird is what I'm saying.
And Morgana's smirking is PEEING ME OFF SO BAD!!!1!!!!ONE!!!!!!
WHYYYYYYYYY??!!! PLEASE STOPPP!!!!!
Thank God she's so damned hot. And has such a faaaabulous lipstick collection!
And I loved Morgause's hair in that one scene!
Though Emilia still freaks me out with her skinniness and black eyeliner D:
She looks so gorgeous EVERY OTHER TIME I SEE HER! It's just her Morgause look that is NOT GOOD.
And her creepy pantomime porno acting.
Anyway, I enjoyed the old gang back together ♥
Even if it made me sad Morgana's evil now :'(
I feel like I totally misinterpreted the genius of that other episode because she's back to being a murderous megabitch now so.. yeah.
Stupid Morgana >.>
*segue*
I really enjoyed Merlin protecting his man.
I can't remember the specifics but there was a lot of Merlin being all "yeah but Arthur would do that for all the servants (ie. me)" and like... him being all protective and whatnot.
Also Merlin loves Arthur more than Gwen does (as if we need more proof) because he went after Arthur whereas Gwen just left and it turned out her heroic effort was she... waited outside? Good one.
LOOK OF LOVE:
Merlin's women's intuition made me LOL ♥
Merlin's pissy because Arthur denied his offer of sharing his horse and letting Elian have that one to himself.
Does anyone get what the flip next episode is supposed to be about?
MAJORLY EXCITED THOUGH for it will include:
GWAINE!!
WARWICK DAVIS!!!!
Kind of cool-looking CGI!
Strange shirts!
Old Morgause?!??!?!?!!!
OK, not going to lie, I'm not so much looking forward to that part.
But moving onto other matters seeing as I've spent wayyyy too long on this Merlin stuff....
Hermione and Mum are away seeing My Chemical Romance so it's just me and Dad this weekend!
We went for a walk on the cliffs in the afternoon and it started raining! But it still was really nice. We talked and it's nice spending time with him as it's not often it's just us - or that he's home at all!
After our walk I made us (well, put in the oven because why make your own when M&S does them so beautifully?) spinach and potato gratin to which I added a side of spinach leaves and raw carrots with hummus. I was pretty proud of it.
For dinner I made (also straight-in-oven but still! I'm proud!) this bacon and lentil concoction, cauliflower cheese and... moussaka? Is that the one with aubergines? It was all delicious anyway! Again, proud of the choice combination (even if Mum got them in the first place... but we decided which to put together! Shush! We're not used to this!). We have some left over for tomorrow too :)
We also watched The X Factor and, as I said, I was swooning over Matt again.
Click to viewI thoroughly approve of the clingy T-shirt.
OH GODDD!!!!!
Everyone go watch the Cardle videos on the X Factor website! I am dying!
http://xfactor.itv.com/2010/videos/video/watch_matts-video-diary--week-3_item_201173.htm
He loves sushi and carrots with hummus.
(To clearify the next line: I'm going with my friends to have sushi on Tuesday and I have carrots with hummus pretty much every day.)
HE WILL BE MINE.
In news that I can't be bothered to write again, this was my Facebook status before I went to bed last night:
Just watched The Inbetweeners for the first time since the first time when Louise got me to watch it back before I lost my innocence. This time however I laughed so much I got hiccups. Also I watched Australia with my dad and it was majorly confusing and depressing. But oddly good... I dunno. I'll go to bed now and try to un-hiccup-ify myself.. not sure by which methods yet..
That's all for tonight because I'm tired!
Hope everyone's well and sorry I didn't reply to everyone's lolarious comments on my post about the Russians!
Oh how I laughed :')
I've been a bit all over the place comment-wise of late. I'm just so exhausted!
But yeah.
More postings tomorrow! I watched the amazing, adorable, beautiful Stuart: A Life Backwards the other day and nearly cried in the Sixth Form Centre and I'm sure there are a zillion other things I haven't posted about!
So yeah.
Night all and talk soon ^_^
P.S. HOW AMAZING IS IT THAT MARTIN FREEMAN IS GOING TO BE BILBO BAGGINS?!!??!?!???!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!
EVERY TIME I REMEMBER I GET SO EXCITED!! ♥