Long time, no update
Forgive me LiveJournal, for I have sinned. It has been almost two years since my last update.
And don't go expecting me to tell you what I've been up to since because it's a whole lotta boring nothingness that you don't need to be bored to nothingness with.
I've mentioned a few times on my Twitter account and once (possibly twice, even) on my Facebook account that I wanted to start a blog with all my witty musings and whatnot and I was, like, how the fuckity fuck to I start a blog. Then I realized, "Hey, dumbass, remember that LJ account you've ignored since 2009? Yeah, you kind've already have a blogish thing going on...just...you know...ignored."
So, then came the over-exaggerated "OH, YEAH!" moment wherein I lies the following fine print to said moment:
I will most likely forget to update from time to time because I tend to have a bajillion and twenty-eight things I want to do or plan to do or think of doing at any given time.
Thusly -- is that a word, and does it fit here? -- I will forge on, determined to blog. Be witty. Make musings which will lean more toward rambling horseshit nonesense. I promise not to be pretentious like most bloggers who get book deals. Unless it will get me a book deal down the road, then all bets are off, bitches. More importantly, I will bookmark this shit so I remember it's there.
Um...I think that's it. Oh! I found some random ramblings of mine I WordPad-ed some time ago and will follow up this "update" with one such rambling.
Adieu, homeslices.
And don't go expecting me to tell you what I've been up to since because it's a whole lotta boring nothingness that you don't need to be bored to nothingness with.
I've mentioned a few times on my Twitter account and once (possibly twice, even) on my Facebook account that I wanted to start a blog with all my witty musings and whatnot and I was, like, how the fuckity fuck to I start a blog. Then I realized, "Hey, dumbass, remember that LJ account you've ignored since 2009? Yeah, you kind've already have a blogish thing going on...just...you know...ignored."
So, then came the over-exaggerated "OH, YEAH!" moment wherein I lies the following fine print to said moment:
I will most likely forget to update from time to time because I tend to have a bajillion and twenty-eight things I want to do or plan to do or think of doing at any given time.
Thusly -- is that a word, and does it fit here? -- I will forge on, determined to blog. Be witty. Make musings which will lean more toward rambling horseshit nonesense. I promise not to be pretentious like most bloggers who get book deals. Unless it will get me a book deal down the road, then all bets are off, bitches. More importantly, I will bookmark this shit so I remember it's there.
Um...I think that's it. Oh! I found some random ramblings of mine I WordPad-ed some time ago and will follow up this "update" with one such rambling.
Adieu, homeslices.