"Ministry of Magic" by Ministry of Magic
Please enjoy this song
The phone ride won't be long
Put your ID on
Our next stop is M.O.M.
The Ministry would like to thank you for coming
Enjoy your stay with us today
We want to wish you all the best
Welcome to the ministry
We're all the justice that you need
This way to registration
Don't mind our interregation
We're watching you, you're every step
Take note
But never fear we're on your side until you ever cross us
(Speaking like Martin Luther King's "I Have A Dream Speech")
Before a pheonix gave flight to an order, there was a Ministry
Before a professor instructed an army, there was a Ministry
Before a dark lord sat a table to feast on lifelessness, there was a Ministry
From time in the morial the Ministry of magic has been your shelter through the storm
Your wisdom in confusing and your light in darkness
We are the hope of wizard kind
We are order from chaos
We are the Ministry of Magic!
Why must you run your time here has just begun
There's no escape, we've locked the doors
You're never gonna leave again
Why must you run your time here has just begun
There's no escape, we've locked the doors
You're never gonna walk again
Welcome to the Ministry