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Jun 03, 2006 00:17

So, yeah.. I still have one these believe it or not.. and maybe, just maybe I will review some of my awesome movies again...Like, Undead, Dead and Breakfast, Plaga Zombie Mutant Zone.. and so one..

Anywho.. I just saw The Break Up.. the one with Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston.. And while it is quite funny.. it is also horribly depressing! I am uber sad.. short lived hopefully..

wow.. and hey Tyler.. We keep meaning to join you guys but we are either played out.. or have no transportation.. or we need to eat.. when the heck do you guys eat?

Today at work I decided to drive the 5 wheeler "John Deere" into the deepest part of the swamp.. The John Deere doesn't go a kph over 30.. and has one front wheel, 4 in the back and a dump truck like apparatus on its back to carry things in.. I had succesfully maneuvered through all the other holes so I figured this would not be a problem.. So I go a bit slowly.. Notice that I sink down quite slow.. I back up.. and Brett, the guy I work with figures that I won't go.. But I do.. I gun it and wrrrr..... blump.... I sink the entire front end.. the engine.. sputters... brr... brrr.. b b b b brr... buh... shite I exclaim... I am sitting in the middle of the swamp with a shitey wheeler stuck in the mud on a friday afternoon... (like 2 pm....)

so... I figure there is no option but to get off and push... Now the wheeler is sooooo stuck.. there is no way I am getting this out.. but I figure I should try.. I step off and splash.. I am up to my crotch in swamp water.. ugg... I am heaving and heaving and I have no chance of moving it... so I get brett to push me out with the wheeler.. we get it kinda out of the muddiest part and Brett and I one two three heave it about 10 times. We then push the bike out of the water with the four wheel drive four wheeler.. I go to look at the engine and fall on my ass laughing.. there is a frog the size of ... my tongue.. staring back at me... I was just laughing so hard I was crying at this point.. It then took me about 30 minutes to get the Deere started again.. and even then it was sputtering and spluttering..

cray afternoon..
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