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[coraparker_esq]

I'm staying in this Halloween -- me, chocolate, and The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Be aware that anyone who disturbs me shall suffer a penalty of death. Never get between a woman and her chocolate.

Comments

[larry_paul]

Hmm...err...might I offer one suggestion?

Those short people that come to your door trying to take your chocolate? Don't harm them. They're innocent. Just give them candy you're willing to part with and let them go. Please. [Though I will defend you if necessary.]

And will I get killed if I come trick-or-treating?

[coraparker_esq]

The short people know better than to knock on my door. They learned their lesson last year.

It's highly possible -- depends how early in the night you show up.

[larry_paul]

Does that mean the later I show the more likely I am to get candy and not death?

[coraparker_esq]

The later you show up, I don't know how much candy you'll get, but you may not get death.

[larry_paul]

I'll keep that in mind. I might have something in my trick-or-treat bag for you, anyway.

[coraparker_esq]

Oh really?

[larry_paul]

I said might. Depends if it's worth the risk.

[coraparker_esq]

I'll let you evaluate that for yourself then.

[larry_paul]

I'll think it over.

[coraparker_esq]

You do that.