Man, I didn't even get my lump of coal! :(
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I gave toddashi a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I helped pictureclepto across the street (6 points). In September I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1095 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
corange