Kiss my ass
Please skip this if you don't want to hear a drama filled rant. Not cut for obvious reasons.
Dear *OMG I can't possibly name names! How terrible would that be of me!* Oh wait...Dear AINE, Vicky, Victoria...whatever-the-fuck-you're-calling-yourself-today,
Kiss my ass.
But not only that, here's why:
For the past 2 years you've taken advantage of me, my boyfriend, most of the members of hp-ohio, and anyone willing to give you a second look. Not only monitarily, but emotionally as well.
My boyfriend payed for your passport so you could get to England. I bought you clothes because you had none. And hp-ohio had a thread entirely dediated to raising the money to get you there. And then you fucked up, and we once again tried to bail you out (fortunatly your mom was able to before we shelled out the cash).
Can you remember the countless Harry Huddles that you couldn't chip in for, that we turned a blind eye to? Remember last Marcon (I wouldn't be surprised if you don't) Where you crashed the hp-ohio room with a bunch of random rocky people and expected us to let you stay (which we did) even though you contributed NO money to our group's effort? Do you remember the countless drinks and food I've bought you because you were going to loudly complain until SOMEONE did? Do you remember all the times when I would leave Newark and drive all the way to the WEST-SIDE of columbus just to take you somewhere you needed to go? Remember how many times you gave me gas money? (maybe once).
Like I said, not only the money. What have you done for hp-ohio that warrents our praise? All the times when you would monopolize conversation with your roleplay rantings? When you were given responsibility, what did you do? Remember the classes you were supposed to teach at Wilmington, and how I had to run out and buy all your supplys for you THAT DAY? Then, when we didn't elect you to the eboard you whined and bitched until I had to stop talking to you for a while. Well, big fucking surprise Aine.
And this year at marcon, I gladly accepted your $200. Not only because it begins to make up for all the money hp-ohio (and myself) has lost on you in the past, but because when you talked about donating the money, you said just that "donate". Everyone has contributed to the group Aine. i thought maybe you were ready to grow up and do the same. But then I realized that you expected me to be your fucking bitch because of it. Springing on me that you wanted Megan to stay in the hp-ohio room too, and when I said no, you threw the $200 you gave me in my face. Fuck that.
And Aine? Who was supposed to be second in command during this Marcon? Umm...you. Oh, and who couldn't we find whenever we needed to set up the table, room, mix drinks, tear things down, etc? Umm...you. You know who wound up doing your job last-minute? Liz. You should be kissing her feet for taking over the responsiblilty that you shirked.
Thanks for the $200, now grow up.
-Cora