Jun 13, 2011 22:31
[Hey guys, guess whose PCD is almost getting squashed by a horned worm. It's at an odd angle, looking straight up, since it's fallen on the ground face-up. The feed catches a quick dash of the worm slithering backwards, and then a couple of pellets thrown; an explosion of smoke clouds the edge of the screen where the worm disappeared. Sluicing towards the smoke is the whirl of a giant bleached boomerang, and then a long rope with a grapple at its end glinting in the sunlight, growing taut as it reaches its target. There's a guttural scream-roar, a thud, and the sound of footsteps--even the glimpse of one hot pink shin guard. It's unmistakably Sango, killing a giant worm out in the Wastes, accidentally dropping her PCD in the fight.
There's the sound of a wrenching stab (she's probably making sure the worm is dead) and thuds as, presumably, both the grapple-rope and the boomerang drop to the ground. The purple smoke fades from the edge of the PCD screen. Footsteps grow closer and Sango's hand quickly covers the feed.
A brief moment later, there's a text message.]
InuYasha is gone
anyone want some worm meat? I hear it's not bad
legit gonna cry if i switch to voice or ,
i'm all alone there's no one here beside,
oh goddammit,
kagome come comfort her,
brb killing shit,
!accidental video,
not!happy sango,
blood and gore,
pcd fail,
she got skillz,
devastated,
worms are no match for teh sango,
!text,
feeling like shit,
*adstringendum,
time to trade,
kill me now,
inuyasha this is all your fault,
where is miroku when you need him,
killing monsters for you bubbles,
why me,
where are her inutachi,
so very one of the boys