BORED!!!time 4 another choose your own adventure...cora style
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Ok to rid my self of well...previously mention boredom i will now create a kingdom (ha they rhyme....sorta) of imagination.Yes, sounds lame. Ok here is your mission should you chose to accept it. Locked away deep in the Mountains of Cotton Candy(not as pleasant as it sounds) there is the castle of perpetual doom inside this castle is the fated "Sword of Gredinsha", the only weapon that can defeat the dreaded Mage Knight. YOu might ask "WHY? Why would i want to take on the whatcha macallit knight person?" Well a)You will free the lands from his siege b)I'm asking you to and c)You will receive 1 wish after defeating him (yes Carolyne you could get "Hawt Swedish Blond" without the effort of looking for him) and last but not least d)I'mm taking the time to write this craptacular story at least amuse me!!!! Ok now on with the story! (if you chose to go on adventure go to the second paragraph if you decide to wimp out go to third paragraph to learn of your fate)
2.)
You pack your bags and head on your way to the Mountains of Cotton Candy, you have with you your ever trust worthy charger (yes i said charger I'm at least giving you a horse...be grateful) Penelope(and it is a male....your little sister named him). You take off from your small village of Hinklebourg, you travel trough the Forest of Travelor's Deaths. Some where along your way through the forest you hear a rustling sound. Fearing for you life you spur on your charger into the fast gallop he can go. You turn around to glance behind you and are knocked off the horse by an overhanging tree branch. You reach for your sword and pull it out og the sheath. Only to find your little sisterhadexchanged your sword for a loaf of french bread. What now? Run away in fear(paragraph 4)or face the hidden terror(paragraph 5)?
3.) You contract the purple death, a plague worse than that of the black death you turn purple and your eyes pop out and you slowly become...a childs soother. Imagine the horror of being a sucky toy....well ENJOY!!!! The End
4.) You jump on Penelope with the grace of a hippo (not the ones in Fantasia though) and Penelope gallops away with you barely hanging onto the saddle for your life. As you exit the forest you can see the mountains in the distance you think to yourself over your pitiful screaming,"What a fitting name The Cotton Candy Mountains, for such pink mountains." Your charger slows itself to a nice smooth canter. You right yourself so that you are sitting vertical and properly. You continue your way throught the bare landscape till you reach the mountains where you find there is no paths or entrances...time for a little hiking and you cant bring Penelope. After you finish packing all you need, and can carry, into a bag that you will take with you into the mountains, you tell Penelope to return to that very spot in three days. His mane is beautiful as it ripple in the bask of the setting sun. As your trip progresses you are met with high cliffs small ledges, but you prevail through the treacherous mountains. You reach the castle later than you expected. As you enter The Castle of Perpetual Doom, you notice there is someone sitting on the throne in the hall of reception, they are cast in shadows. "Greetings visitor how can I be of service to you? You must be tired please, come sit!" say the voice of the person sitting in the shadows, in a voice unrecognizable as male or female. You decide against talking for fear of insulting the figure ahead of you so you bend into a stiff bow and take a seat where the hand is directing. Almost instantaneously after sitting the chair sems to burst alive and throws shakles around your hands, waist and feet. Out of the shadows steps the most beatiful woman ever seen by human eyes.(if u are a guy u are dumbfounded if u are a girl u are threatened either way w/e) She steps near you and lifts your head so that you are staring into her eyes. "You travelor, what is your business here?" You decide then to break your silence and speak "I come in search of The Sword of Gredinsha, do you posess this great treasure?" You feel naked as the woman's stare goes right through you."The faint of heart can not posess it, but neither can the foolish. I've seen your travels you display a centain level of courage to take up this quest. But at the slightest fear, you run. I was the follower in the brush. Do you fear what you see now?" As you ponder her question she turns around and reaches for something out of your line of sight. "Yes, I deeply fear that which you are." "Here" she says "You are free, and to you I award you The Sword of Gredinsha, for you wisdom where many have lost senses. And for a last test, a riddle. It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?" You give a little smirk,"why thats easy, a pig, in life the reak a putrid scent, and in death they are hames and bacons." The woman wove a smile of a thousand diamonds, "Please place the sword in your sheath and take this, a strand of my hair and wrap it around your pinky and wish to see your horse." You do as she instructs and close your eyes as a wooshing sensation envelops you. The next instant when you open your eyes you are standing next to Penelope who is rested and ready to continue. (Paragraph 6)
5.) You stand position ready to launch yourself at any hidden threats, and to your amazement out of the brush steps a beautiful woman, the likes of which you've never seen (if u are a guy u are dumbfounded if u are a girl u are threatened either way w/e) you take a step back and feel Penelope at your back ready to back you up you glance at the woman and proceed in asking "Who might you be and what is your business with me." The woman stares at you and then seems to decide a smile works better and you feel that the smile is more terrifying than that of her stare. "I am the mistress of The Castle of Perpetual Doom, I believe it is you who have business with me." You sum up this woman you is spendidly clothed and whose long flowing hair seems in perfect order."And if I were to believe you and ask why you come to me?" "Well I would reply honestly and say that I come to test your courage for I know your adventure and noone faint of heart or foolish shall ever receive the treasure you seek. But in facing your fears you have shown courage or a rather large amount of stupidity. So to test you, a riddle. I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be. Be warned get this wrong and the very treasure you seek will kill you." After a "few" moments of pondering it occurs to you. "FEW!!! the word is few add the letter's "e" and "r" and fewer it becomes." The woman smile and then disappeared and in the exact place she had been moments before, stood The Sword of Gredinsha.(Paragraph 6)
6.)
Mounted upon Penelope who is galloping at a speed greater than he has ever gone before. Encouraged by the horses speed and the majestic jeweled sword sheathed and stapped to your wist you feel as big as the world and race towards the castle that houses the terrify Mage Knight. Upon reaching the gates of the castle you are suprised by the lack of soldiers, so you dismount Penelope and alowly and quietly open the gates just enough to slip in undetected. You reach the massive building with out much difficulty and enter into the grand entrance. As soon as you step onto the marble floor a boomingvoice echoes through the room. "Why do you disturb my castle of solitude?" Through your fear you realize this is what your whole adventure is forso with a courage found deep in yourself youo cll out in your clearest loudest voice. "I come in search of the one called "The Mage Knight" I have cometo defeat him and return the lands to their state of beauty which you destroyed." Instantly before your very eyes appears a figure in large black armour. With The Sword of Gredinsha in hand you step forward and swing the sword at the knight. The instant the sword touches armour it vanishes into thin air and left standing is a small boy decked in clothes of riches beyond that which i can describe. In suprise you say, "Why you are not but a lad, why must I fight you?" Then the realization sinks in, this boy is a mage, the knight was but a cover for his puny appearance. Deciding what you should do, kill this boy who had ruined your country and threatened your livelyhood or dont kill him for he is just a lad. "YAY!! The games over. Took long enough for a hero to save the lands!" screamed the boy in excitement. In a daze you look down at the boy and wonder what kind of freak child this is. The next instant the beautiful woman from before appears before you. "Samuru if you do not stop this immediately you shall be in BIG trouble! This hero has defeated you now it's time to come home. And dont forget to return the lands to normal and erase the memories of all. And this had better ne the last of your games where you alter reality!! And I mean it, you might be able to overpower me but if your father hears of this...well you know the rules! Got it? NO MORE!" The boy looks about ready to cry and then he smiles and says "Yes mom, I got it, next I'll play with the stars!" As te two fade away you can hear an exasperated sigh from the mouth of the mother, then you hear he voice "Oh yes, kind hero make a wish and it is yours. Also because you are now surounded by the power of gods you will be immortal and never forget any of the alternate realities which my son and other gods or goddesses create for their pleasure."
What do you wish for? and please say if u enjoyed uber long adventure of mine...haha it was fun to write.
Ok to rid my self of well...previously mention boredom i will now create a kingdom (ha they rhyme....sorta) of imagination.Yes, sounds lame. Ok here is your mission should you chose to accept it. Locked away deep in the Mountains of Cotton Candy(not as pleasant as it sounds) there is the castle of perpetual doom inside this castle is the fated "Sword of Gredinsha", the only weapon that can defeat the dreaded Mage Knight. YOu might ask "WHY? Why would i want to take on the whatcha macallit knight person?" Well a)You will free the lands from his siege b)I'm asking you to and c)You will receive 1 wish after defeating him (yes Carolyne you could get "Hawt Swedish Blond" without the effort of looking for him) and last but not least d)I'mm taking the time to write this craptacular story at least amuse me!!!! Ok now on with the story! (if you chose to go on adventure go to the second paragraph if you decide to wimp out go to third paragraph to learn of your fate)
2.)
You pack your bags and head on your way to the Mountains of Cotton Candy, you have with you your ever trust worthy charger (yes i said charger I'm at least giving you a horse...be grateful) Penelope(and it is a male....your little sister named him). You take off from your small village of Hinklebourg, you travel trough the Forest of Travelor's Deaths. Some where along your way through the forest you hear a rustling sound. Fearing for you life you spur on your charger into the fast gallop he can go. You turn around to glance behind you and are knocked off the horse by an overhanging tree branch. You reach for your sword and pull it out og the sheath. Only to find your little sisterhadexchanged your sword for a loaf of french bread. What now? Run away in fear(paragraph 4)or face the hidden terror(paragraph 5)?
3.) You contract the purple death, a plague worse than that of the black death you turn purple and your eyes pop out and you slowly become...a childs soother. Imagine the horror of being a sucky toy....well ENJOY!!!! The End
4.) You jump on Penelope with the grace of a hippo (not the ones in Fantasia though) and Penelope gallops away with you barely hanging onto the saddle for your life. As you exit the forest you can see the mountains in the distance you think to yourself over your pitiful screaming,"What a fitting name The Cotton Candy Mountains, for such pink mountains." Your charger slows itself to a nice smooth canter. You right yourself so that you are sitting vertical and properly. You continue your way throught the bare landscape till you reach the mountains where you find there is no paths or entrances...time for a little hiking and you cant bring Penelope. After you finish packing all you need, and can carry, into a bag that you will take with you into the mountains, you tell Penelope to return to that very spot in three days. His mane is beautiful as it ripple in the bask of the setting sun. As your trip progresses you are met with high cliffs small ledges, but you prevail through the treacherous mountains. You reach the castle later than you expected. As you enter The Castle of Perpetual Doom, you notice there is someone sitting on the throne in the hall of reception, they are cast in shadows. "Greetings visitor how can I be of service to you? You must be tired please, come sit!" say the voice of the person sitting in the shadows, in a voice unrecognizable as male or female. You decide against talking for fear of insulting the figure ahead of you so you bend into a stiff bow and take a seat where the hand is directing. Almost instantaneously after sitting the chair sems to burst alive and throws shakles around your hands, waist and feet. Out of the shadows steps the most beatiful woman ever seen by human eyes.(if u are a guy u are dumbfounded if u are a girl u are threatened either way w/e) She steps near you and lifts your head so that you are staring into her eyes. "You travelor, what is your business here?" You decide then to break your silence and speak "I come in search of The Sword of Gredinsha, do you posess this great treasure?" You feel naked as the woman's stare goes right through you."The faint of heart can not posess it, but neither can the foolish. I've seen your travels you display a centain level of courage to take up this quest. But at the slightest fear, you run. I was the follower in the brush. Do you fear what you see now?" As you ponder her question she turns around and reaches for something out of your line of sight. "Yes, I deeply fear that which you are." "Here" she says "You are free, and to you I award you The Sword of Gredinsha, for you wisdom where many have lost senses. And for a last test, a riddle. It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?" You give a little smirk,"why thats easy, a pig, in life the reak a putrid scent, and in death they are hames and bacons." The woman wove a smile of a thousand diamonds, "Please place the sword in your sheath and take this, a strand of my hair and wrap it around your pinky and wish to see your horse." You do as she instructs and close your eyes as a wooshing sensation envelops you. The next instant when you open your eyes you are standing next to Penelope who is rested and ready to continue. (Paragraph 6)
5.) You stand position ready to launch yourself at any hidden threats, and to your amazement out of the brush steps a beautiful woman, the likes of which you've never seen (if u are a guy u are dumbfounded if u are a girl u are threatened either way w/e) you take a step back and feel Penelope at your back ready to back you up you glance at the woman and proceed in asking "Who might you be and what is your business with me." The woman stares at you and then seems to decide a smile works better and you feel that the smile is more terrifying than that of her stare. "I am the mistress of The Castle of Perpetual Doom, I believe it is you who have business with me." You sum up this woman you is spendidly clothed and whose long flowing hair seems in perfect order."And if I were to believe you and ask why you come to me?" "Well I would reply honestly and say that I come to test your courage for I know your adventure and noone faint of heart or foolish shall ever receive the treasure you seek. But in facing your fears you have shown courage or a rather large amount of stupidity. So to test you, a riddle. I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be. Be warned get this wrong and the very treasure you seek will kill you." After a "few" moments of pondering it occurs to you. "FEW!!! the word is few add the letter's "e" and "r" and fewer it becomes." The woman smile and then disappeared and in the exact place she had been moments before, stood The Sword of Gredinsha.(Paragraph 6)
6.)
Mounted upon Penelope who is galloping at a speed greater than he has ever gone before. Encouraged by the horses speed and the majestic jeweled sword sheathed and stapped to your wist you feel as big as the world and race towards the castle that houses the terrify Mage Knight. Upon reaching the gates of the castle you are suprised by the lack of soldiers, so you dismount Penelope and alowly and quietly open the gates just enough to slip in undetected. You reach the massive building with out much difficulty and enter into the grand entrance. As soon as you step onto the marble floor a boomingvoice echoes through the room. "Why do you disturb my castle of solitude?" Through your fear you realize this is what your whole adventure is forso with a courage found deep in yourself youo cll out in your clearest loudest voice. "I come in search of the one called "The Mage Knight" I have cometo defeat him and return the lands to their state of beauty which you destroyed." Instantly before your very eyes appears a figure in large black armour. With The Sword of Gredinsha in hand you step forward and swing the sword at the knight. The instant the sword touches armour it vanishes into thin air and left standing is a small boy decked in clothes of riches beyond that which i can describe. In suprise you say, "Why you are not but a lad, why must I fight you?" Then the realization sinks in, this boy is a mage, the knight was but a cover for his puny appearance. Deciding what you should do, kill this boy who had ruined your country and threatened your livelyhood or dont kill him for he is just a lad. "YAY!! The games over. Took long enough for a hero to save the lands!" screamed the boy in excitement. In a daze you look down at the boy and wonder what kind of freak child this is. The next instant the beautiful woman from before appears before you. "Samuru if you do not stop this immediately you shall be in BIG trouble! This hero has defeated you now it's time to come home. And dont forget to return the lands to normal and erase the memories of all. And this had better ne the last of your games where you alter reality!! And I mean it, you might be able to overpower me but if your father hears of this...well you know the rules! Got it? NO MORE!" The boy looks about ready to cry and then he smiles and says "Yes mom, I got it, next I'll play with the stars!" As te two fade away you can hear an exasperated sigh from the mouth of the mother, then you hear he voice "Oh yes, kind hero make a wish and it is yours. Also because you are now surounded by the power of gods you will be immortal and never forget any of the alternate realities which my son and other gods or goddesses create for their pleasure."
What do you wish for? and please say if u enjoyed uber long adventure of mine...haha it was fun to write.