Whoa's Backyard: When Trees Attack!
The summer people were right, the oak trees are out to get us!! Yesterday my very favorite one launched an unprovoked attack, mercilessly snuffing out a defenseless professional-style pitchback that Ed and Luke had snagged only last week for $5 at a garage sale. *weeps* Oh, the loss of humanity! And more than that, the breach of trust! To think, I've been defending them and all along they were plotting this!
*sobs*
