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Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?
A: To keep her ankles warm.
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a Rolls Royce?
A: Not everybody has been in a Rolls Royce.
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
Q: What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her look more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
A1: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
A2: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
A3: You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.
A4: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke.
Q: How are a bowling ball and a sorority girl alike?
A: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them
in the gutter and they'll always come back.
Q: What is the difference between a sorority girls and hookers?
A: Sorority girls cost less per score.
Q: What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
A: About 40 pounds.
Q2: How do you equalize the two?
A2: Feed the elephant.
Q: What is the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
A1: Introduces herself.
A2: Walks home.
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
Q: How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
A: She drops her nail file.
Q: What's a sorority girls favorite wine?
A: "Daaaaaaady, I want to go to Mi-ammmmmmi."
Q: What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
A: Don't know. There's only so much an ape can be forced to do.
Q: Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?
A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn.
Q: How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
A: Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door, and throw a
Twinkie on the bed.
Q: Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
A: You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.
Q: What's the difference between sorority girls and garbage?
A: Garbage gets taken out once a week.
Q: What do you call a 100 sorority girls bathing on a beach in Cuba?
A: Bay of Pigs.
Q: What do you call a sorority girl hang-gliding festival?
A: Multiple total eclipses.
Q: What is a sorority girls mating call?
A: "I'm sooooooo drunk, I'm sooooooo drunk."
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a dog?
A: Driver's will swerve to miss the dog.
A: "Have another beer."
Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?
A: To keep her ankles warm.
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a Rolls Royce?
A: Not everybody has been in a Rolls Royce.
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
Q: What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her look more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
A1: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
A2: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
A3: You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.
A4: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke.
Q: How are a bowling ball and a sorority girl alike?
A: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them
in the gutter and they'll always come back.
Q: What is the difference between a sorority girls and hookers?
A: Sorority girls cost less per score.
Q: What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
A: About 40 pounds.
Q2: How do you equalize the two?
A2: Feed the elephant.
Q: What is the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
A1: Introduces herself.
A2: Walks home.
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
Q: How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
A: She drops her nail file.
Q: What's a sorority girls favorite wine?
A: "Daaaaaaady, I want to go to Mi-ammmmmmi."
Q: What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
A: Don't know. There's only so much an ape can be forced to do.
Q: Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?
A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn.
Q: How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
A: Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door, and throw a
Twinkie on the bed.
Q: Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
A: You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.
Q: What's the difference between sorority girls and garbage?
A: Garbage gets taken out once a week.
Q: What do you call a 100 sorority girls bathing on a beach in Cuba?
A: Bay of Pigs.
Q: What do you call a sorority girl hang-gliding festival?
A: Multiple total eclipses.
Q: What is a sorority girls mating call?
A: "I'm sooooooo drunk, I'm sooooooo drunk."
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a dog?
A: Driver's will swerve to miss the dog.