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o1; [ voice post ]

Feb 03, 2009 17:27

[ Soft muttering in French, soon replaced by a surprised gasp and then a chuckle ]

Mon Dieu... Something seems to be a... 'ow you say, out of place, oui? Ah, perhaps that particular champagne did a bit too much. Maybe I shall attempt some seasoning instead next time? Ah.

[ A brief pause with some shifting sounds-- followed by a sudden yelp ]

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england and america are denied, introduction, wtf, i disagree

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[voice; english] eviltriumphs February 5 2009, 03:17:59 UTC

What the hell is wrong with your mouth? You sound like a hornet's nest was built on top of your lymph nodes.

[voice; ] coq_au_vin_baby February 5 2009, 17:43:51 UTC

L'arbre cache souvent la forêt, that is all that can be said for you, monsieur.

[voice; ] eviltriumphs February 6 2009, 00:35:33 UTC

Parfait, croissant, blah blah blah STOP TALKING LIKE THAT GOD-WANNABE BELLIOUNE AND SPEAK HUMAN LANGUAGE!

[voice; ] coq_au_vin_baby February 6 2009, 05:13:00 UTC

It seems the one not speaking in anything remotely resembling 'uman tongue is not me, but yourself, monsieur.

[voice; ] 1/3 eviltriumphs February 6 2009, 06:17:46 UTC

The hell is a mon-sewer?! If it has anything to do with the the Sewer Evil King, I swear to God I'm lighting a puppy on fire.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT?

[voice; ] 2/3 idek where this is going man eviltriumphs February 6 2009, 06:21:22 UTC

[Stan stomps loudly and angrily down the stairs of the apartments and into the street, muttering insults and curses under his breath.

There's a long pause. The only interruption is an impatient huff from Stan every now and then.

And then, a snarl. The footsteps of a Sniffer Dog approaching, snapping and snarling--

FWOOM. Howls of agony accompanied by Stan's chuckling. Eventually the howls die down to whimpers. The last transmission is a CRACK as Stan snaps its neck.]

[voice; ] eviltriumphs February 6 2009, 06:22:41 UTC

YOUR CANCEROUS TONGUE IS NOW RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HORRENDOUS DEATH OF A PUPPY!!!

You are a terrible excuse of a lowly meatbag and you should feel bad for such.

[voice; ] oh god I LOL'D so hard coq_au_vin_baby February 6 2009, 06:24:47 UTC

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If that creature looked anything like it sounded like, per'aps I just did the public a service.

[voice; ] eviltriumphs February 6 2009, 06:40:30 UTC

God damn it, you're right.

FINE. I'm lighting a kitten on fire next! Or a small child! WHERE IS ARI. HEY, SLAVE! Where the hell are you?!

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IF YOU COME AS QUICKLY AS YOUR SCRAGGLY LEGS CAN CARRY YOU, I'LL ALLOW SITAR SLAVE TO DOUSE THE FLAMES!

[voice; ] coq_au_vin_baby February 6 2009, 15:45:23 UTC

[ Chuckling a bit. ]

Why so jumpy, monsieur? 'aving a bad day?

[voice; ] eviltriumphs February 8 2009, 05:16:45 UTC

Having splinters driven under my nails and arguing with my dolt of a country, yes, this has been a bad week.

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