o2; [ voice; transcribed; translation available ]

Feb 11, 2009 20:07

This is most certainly no place as, 'ow you say... establish oneself, but it does 'ave a certain mystery.

I 'ave not been able to offer a proper introduction, but it is only because my brothers arrived 'ere not too long after myself. To take care of them is my priority, as would anyone else's be, oui?Most of you 'ave been quite kind in your ( Read more... )

getting to know you, putting you down, anglo-french alliance, spreading the love, valentine's day

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[ Audio | English ] englishpride February 12 2009, 05:06:47 UTC
... I say, France, that almost sounds decent.

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[ Audio | English ] coq_au_vin_baby February 12 2009, 05:18:49 UTC
You were expecting vulgarity, England? Surely you understand 'ow important this is to my image, oui?

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[ Audio | English ] englishpride February 12 2009, 05:22:52 UTC
One never knows what will spew out of your mouth at any given moment.

Speaking of, for that matter-- [ clearing his throat ] if you're going to attempt to speak my language, I'd appreciate it if you could use a bit more precision in your grammar.

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[ Audio | lawls ] coq_au_vin_baby February 12 2009, 05:31:44 UTC
Qui veut la fin veut les moyens, petit. You understand what I wish to convey. I do not see why there is a problem in 'ow I speak.

As a matter of fact, some of your own ladies find it charming.

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[ Audio | English ] motherfucker-- do you speak it? englishpride February 12 2009, 05:45:47 UTC
I understand, yes, but that does not mean you should be half-assed about it all.

And we all know how women are....

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[ Audio | English ] who wants to speak your jerkspeak? coq_au_vin_baby February 12 2009, 06:09:43 UTC
The day you decide you will like to give full attention to my own language, I shall per'aps consider it, ma petit.

That is called 'aving taste.

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[ Audio | English ] EVERYONE AROUND THE WORLD englishpride February 12 2009, 06:18:54 UTC
Look, let's just call it a draw and agree to disagree for now-- unless you'd like to disappoint Canada, of course.

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[ Audio | English ] and which of our languages is considered more beautiful, Eyebrows? coq_au_vin_baby February 12 2009, 06:23:25 UTC
So you would rather not learn something that could prove a bit of an, 'ow you say, asset to your work, cher Angleterre? Even petit Canada can do better than you there.

Not that I would call his French worth listening to except in bed, hmhm...

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[ Audio | English ] englishpride February 12 2009, 06:26:48 UTC
I have other things to do-- such as, I don't know, staying alive in this god-forsaken hellhole.

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[ Audio | English ] Yeah I thought so. >D coq_au_vin_baby February 12 2009, 18:58:06 UTC
Then as long as you can compre'end it all, I see no reason to bother either. Where are you staying anyway, England?

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