The Daily Jizz
TODAY'S JOKE
One day there was a knock on the Pope's office door. When
he answered it, the salesman said, 'Hello, my management team
would like to discuss a proposal with you.' After taking a seat
in his office, the salesman said, 'I am with Kentucky Fried
Chicken. We would like to offer you a contract to the church
if you can change the Lord's blessing from 'Give us this day
our daily bread' to 'daily chicken'.'
The Pope said, 'I'm sorry we just cannot do that.' The salesman
went back to his office where he discussed the outcome of the
meeting. He returned to the Pope's office a week later with the
same proposal, only he had upped the bid to 4 million.
The Pope gently declined, again. The next week he came again
and offered the Pope an offering of 10 million. The Pope said,
'Let me think it over.'
The Pope then called a meeting with the elders of the church
and said, 'Well gentlemen, I have good news and bad news.
Kentucky Fried Chicken has generously offered us 10 million
dollars to change the Lord's Prayer from 'daily bread' to
'daily chicken'.
The bad new is that we will lose the Wonder Bread Contract.
Funny Thoughts
My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.
Then she told me to take off her skirt. Then she told me never to wear her clothes again.
QUOTE
"Be nice to people on the way up. They're the same people you'll pass on the way down." -- Jimmy Durante
TRIVIA
Pure distilled water has a pH of:
a 8
b 7
c 6
d 5
(Answer at bottom of email)
Didja Know...
It is against the law to yell out "Snake!" within the city
limits of Flowery Branch, Georgia.
Fast Fact
In Los Angeles, discarded garments are being recycled as
industrial rags and carpet underlay. Such recycling keeps clothing
out of landfills, where it makes up 4 percent of the trash dumped
each year.
Happy Birthday
Roberta Flack, George Stephanopoulos, Mark Spitz
Today in History
Feb. 10, 1763 - France ceded Canada to England under the Treaty of Paris, which ended the French and Indian War.
Trivia Answer: b 7
One day there was a knock on the Pope's office door. When
he answered it, the salesman said, 'Hello, my management team
would like to discuss a proposal with you.' After taking a seat
in his office, the salesman said, 'I am with Kentucky Fried
Chicken. We would like to offer you a contract to the church
if you can change the Lord's blessing from 'Give us this day
our daily bread' to 'daily chicken'.'
The Pope said, 'I'm sorry we just cannot do that.' The salesman
went back to his office where he discussed the outcome of the
meeting. He returned to the Pope's office a week later with the
same proposal, only he had upped the bid to 4 million.
The Pope gently declined, again. The next week he came again
and offered the Pope an offering of 10 million. The Pope said,
'Let me think it over.'
The Pope then called a meeting with the elders of the church
and said, 'Well gentlemen, I have good news and bad news.
Kentucky Fried Chicken has generously offered us 10 million
dollars to change the Lord's Prayer from 'daily bread' to
'daily chicken'.
The bad new is that we will lose the Wonder Bread Contract.
Funny Thoughts
My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.
Then she told me to take off her skirt. Then she told me never to wear her clothes again.
QUOTE
"Be nice to people on the way up. They're the same people you'll pass on the way down." -- Jimmy Durante
TRIVIA
Pure distilled water has a pH of:
a 8
b 7
c 6
d 5
(Answer at bottom of email)
Didja Know...
It is against the law to yell out "Snake!" within the city
limits of Flowery Branch, Georgia.
Fast Fact
In Los Angeles, discarded garments are being recycled as
industrial rags and carpet underlay. Such recycling keeps clothing
out of landfills, where it makes up 4 percent of the trash dumped
each year.
Happy Birthday
Roberta Flack, George Stephanopoulos, Mark Spitz
Today in History
Feb. 10, 1763 - France ceded Canada to England under the Treaty of Paris, which ended the French and Indian War.
Trivia Answer: b 7