HE WILL KNOCK FOUR TIMES.
A nonsensical and somewhat perverse and slashy conversation texted between charharkness and I during "The End of Time" pt 1.
Added bonus photo- Master! Me ;D
Me: How very ood. I also don't like the smell of this wine.
Lady disappeared. Master stubble, omfg nom
Char: Haha. Omg I dunno if I can take this!
Me: (of the Master eating his burger) Yum...
Char: Guh. He could eat me like that any day. xD eek he is so fit. This is IMMENSE
Me: Omfg. Wish I could jump that high. Mm reunion tiemz for mi bois plz? <3
Char: Ikr?! omgomgomg i love it!
Me: Lmao! Oldies/ten xD
Char: 'Mee nexttt' russell's gay-ed it up already :D
Me: Laughing my actual arse off. XD
Char: (When the Doctor and Wilf are in the cafe) God he looks broken. His eyes...
Me: :(
Char: Uh :(
Me: Donna!
Char: Omg. No I... we can't lose Tennant! I honestly think he's the best actor in the world!
Me: :'( :'( :'(
(When The Master was zapping The Doctor) THEY LOVE EACH OTHER REALLY
Char: LMAO. Omg can't take it all!
Me: (when the Master is talking about all that humans eat) He's making me feel sick!
(When the Master holds the Doctor's head and shows him the drums) IT'S LOVE
Char: ;)
(When the Master is snatched by helicopter people) :| :O!
Me: Nom, straightjaaacket
Char: Ooft. Haha was just texting you about that! XD
Me: O, hai dere greenies! (Also, that's Nina off Being Human, who I fancy a bit ;D)
Char: Hah. Omg, it looks like a cyber conversion thing, and they mentioned TW. It isn't i'm sure but it looks like one. Mmmmm he's amazing <3
Me: I'm not sure if I'm disgusted or turned on! xD (by the Master's eating)
Char: Lmao! He's insanely amazing, and like, woahhhhhh SEXY.
Me: Doesn't help that he's on a leash :')
Char: Oh straight jacket *swoons* we are so odd ;)
Me: We're so OOD ;)
"That's because I locked it, idiot!"
Char: Fuck meeee. Omg The Master Race. How clever!
Me: Why is this so fucking funny?! THERE ARE MASTERS ALL OVER THE WORLD WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR [This wasn't in the original conversation, it came to me as an afterthought.]
Char: Haha I know I'm scared but lolling!
Me: OH MY TIME LORD
Char: OMG
Idk what to do with myself! Holy shit!
And so, we twiddle our thumbs and nearly die of suspense for a week.
THE MASTER IS THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE- ME INCLUDED.
