people might act like babies, but really funny babies!!
Well i noticed that in the small, tightly-woven live journal community that i guess i have invouluntarily been a part of there has been a war going on. In light of that, i just wantedto say that I dont want to be part of it, so im not going to say anything, and justgo on talking shit like i usually do. So in light of this fact i would like to tell all of you about the greatest up and coming band that has ever been created. The band is called"Pages to December" and the lineup is Me (XBloodforwaterX) Bagley (name undecided) and charlie (name also undecided). Tyler might play guitar but Im not sure. So i think that im going to take the webspace that the people of livejournal have so generously provided to tell you how much we rock. First off are lyrics are the deepest shit that you will ever fucking hear. Listen to some of this genius shit that bagley wrote: fuck nevermind i lost it and dont feel like finding
it so nevermind. We rock so fucking hard that sonmeone called me up from LA and was like "dude! stop rocking so fucking hard it hurts my ears!" and im like "fuck you ill fly to LA and kick your ass! "Ya, my hardcoreness shut that bitch up. So, we are more or less a hardcore/emo/grindcore/melodic punk/indie rock/progressive techno band and you all sohuld check us out. Hell ill just throw in some street punk in there for the fuck of it hell ya! we're streetpunk too! Okay not at all i just wanted to say that because i can. But since i started writing this update, tyler joined and then got kicked out of the band. There were actually a few reasons that tyler was not
allowed to continue his presence in this band. The first was that he definetly does not fit our image. Members of this band are only allowed to wear: shirts affiliated with any amazing emo bands that 12 or less people listen to (missles to october, macbeth, blood to simmer ((this band is so underground i just fucking made it up)) and other crap like that) or thrift store shirts. Now tyler was perfectly aware of our rigorus and completly practical standards when inducted in to the band. But one day, the fucking asshole has the nerve to show up for practice in a fucking shirt from urban outfitters!! The nerve of that asshole! our fanbase would obviously be insulted by this incrediby ballsy act of dickheadedness so we had to let him go. The real reason that we let him go was because he was too damn good. He kept
playing all this shit that was good enough to be taken seriously, so we just looked at him really confused and told him to get the hell out because he was making our heads hurt. We wish him good luck in his new band with Aaron from never in red, but rumor
has it that pages to december makes them look like baby food, so tyler is gonna need all the luck that he can get, because he wont be able to survive without pages to december and he knows it. Ya thats right tyler i fucking hate you you hurt my feelings
so much you big fat poopie faced meanie head. Next time i see you im gonna beat your ass for abandoning pages to december which was your only chance for musical survival EVER. Sorry, Im getting carried away, but pages to december will live on
because we are the most amazing hardcore/emo/grindcore/melodic punk/indie rock/progressive techno band to ever grace the hardcore/emo/grindcore/melodic punk/indie rock/progressive techno band stage. PAGES TO DECEMBER!!!
-the silence is broken, with this unspoken truth!!!! PAGES TO DECEMBER
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it so nevermind. We rock so fucking hard that sonmeone called me up from LA and was like "dude! stop rocking so fucking hard it hurts my ears!" and im like "fuck you ill fly to LA and kick your ass! "Ya, my hardcoreness shut that bitch up. So, we are more or less a hardcore/emo/grindcore/melodic punk/indie rock/progressive techno band and you all sohuld check us out. Hell ill just throw in some street punk in there for the fuck of it hell ya! we're streetpunk too! Okay not at all i just wanted to say that because i can. But since i started writing this update, tyler joined and then got kicked out of the band. There were actually a few reasons that tyler was not
allowed to continue his presence in this band. The first was that he definetly does not fit our image. Members of this band are only allowed to wear: shirts affiliated with any amazing emo bands that 12 or less people listen to (missles to october, macbeth, blood to simmer ((this band is so underground i just fucking made it up)) and other crap like that) or thrift store shirts. Now tyler was perfectly aware of our rigorus and completly practical standards when inducted in to the band. But one day, the fucking asshole has the nerve to show up for practice in a fucking shirt from urban outfitters!! The nerve of that asshole! our fanbase would obviously be insulted by this incrediby ballsy act of dickheadedness so we had to let him go. The real reason that we let him go was because he was too damn good. He kept
playing all this shit that was good enough to be taken seriously, so we just looked at him really confused and told him to get the hell out because he was making our heads hurt. We wish him good luck in his new band with Aaron from never in red, but rumor
has it that pages to december makes them look like baby food, so tyler is gonna need all the luck that he can get, because he wont be able to survive without pages to december and he knows it. Ya thats right tyler i fucking hate you you hurt my feelings
so much you big fat poopie faced meanie head. Next time i see you im gonna beat your ass for abandoning pages to december which was your only chance for musical survival EVER. Sorry, Im getting carried away, but pages to december will live on
because we are the most amazing hardcore/emo/grindcore/melodic punk/indie rock/progressive techno band to ever grace the hardcore/emo/grindcore/melodic punk/indie rock/progressive techno band stage. PAGES TO DECEMBER!!!
-the silence is broken, with this unspoken truth!!!! PAGES TO DECEMBER
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