Evil is a cat.
I was locked out of the house today.
First, I was going to be out with Geetz from in the afternoon, and since we were going to have dinner, I presumed we'd stay out pretty late. This was not the case, since she had to leave by 7.
So we did that.
Before, my brother said he'd be home for dinner (but went out before that). So I assumed that he'd be home.
Crucial mistake.
I took a huge detour to get back home, walking from Holland Road, got stuck in some dead end (pedestrians can't even walk there. It shouldn't be that way, there wasn't a even some roundabout route to get through from) and totalled about 3km of walking distance. Thank you walkjogrun.net.
He heard I was going to be late (which didn't happen) so he decided to stay out late.
This is why I keep begging for my own set of keys. He only had keys earlier because we were under house arrest (ok I was under house arrest) from Monday-Wednesday because the parents were in Bangkok. So we shared a set of keys. Aaand didn't return them.
I FREAKING NEEDED TO PEE.
Had to wait one full hour, which I spent at the pathetic 'Kingsville Park' or whatever it's called (never really bothered to check despite living in the estate for 10 years. Hey, this is the tenth year! Just realised that) tying my hair for entertainment, trying to read Edgar Allen Poe's book that the brother gave me under an orange-lighted streetlamp, calling people to see if I could crash at their place/ where they were.
And I played with MiMi, the most annoying cat on Earth. (I am calling MiMi an 'it' because I am NEVER ever sure what gender it is. But mostly because I am pissed off at a cat, which I've known for twn years)
It was nuzzling and doing what cats do with human legs (rubbing against them, not using them as scratching posts) then it suddenly stopped and went about two meters away from me.
I, bigass idiot, went nearer and tried to scratch it's ears.
It kept looking up, then when I touched it, IT GRABBED MY HAND WITH IT'S PAWS AS THOUGH MY HAND WAS A BALL OF YARN AND IT TRIED TO SCRATCH ME. Too bad it's old, and has blunt claws. Though I swear MiMi kept filing its nails on the road.
CATS TOY WITH YOUR FEELINGS AND IT IS INCAPABLE OF INTELLIGENT SPEECH. NEVER ASSUME ANYTHING AROUND A CAT. Stupid, mood-swinging MiMi
I got progressively bored with cursing at MiMi so I took pictures of MiMi with my phone (and to annoy it with my awesome flash function) and we will now view them.
THERE IS THE PROOF THAT MIMI IS AN EVIL KITTY. IT HAS LASER EYES. MINION OF HELL, GO BACK. YOU'VE BEEN HAUNTING US FOR TEN YEARS.
It's just my flash by the way. But since flash gives light and brightens images, maybe it sheds light on MiMi and shows MiMi's true nature, which is an evil thing? LOL SYMBOLISM.
For the record, MiMi is really old. I think it's owners abandoned it (just like how they abandoned Buster, their other cat. But Buster got taken away by the SPCA. I witnessed it and all. Loved Buster, he had such a good temper. Cept he wasn't really affectionate) when they moved back to California or something. They moved in around the same time as us.
In any case, I'm just really appreciative of a toilet bowl now. And I want my own set of keys sooo bad now.
First, I was going to be out with Geetz from in the afternoon, and since we were going to have dinner, I presumed we'd stay out pretty late. This was not the case, since she had to leave by 7.
So we did that.
Before, my brother said he'd be home for dinner (but went out before that). So I assumed that he'd be home.
Crucial mistake.
I took a huge detour to get back home, walking from Holland Road, got stuck in some dead end (pedestrians can't even walk there. It shouldn't be that way, there wasn't a even some roundabout route to get through from) and totalled about 3km of walking distance. Thank you walkjogrun.net.
He heard I was going to be late (which didn't happen) so he decided to stay out late.
This is why I keep begging for my own set of keys. He only had keys earlier because we were under house arrest (ok I was under house arrest) from Monday-Wednesday because the parents were in Bangkok. So we shared a set of keys. Aaand didn't return them.
I FREAKING NEEDED TO PEE.
Had to wait one full hour, which I spent at the pathetic 'Kingsville Park' or whatever it's called (never really bothered to check despite living in the estate for 10 years. Hey, this is the tenth year! Just realised that) tying my hair for entertainment, trying to read Edgar Allen Poe's book that the brother gave me under an orange-lighted streetlamp, calling people to see if I could crash at their place/ where they were.
And I played with MiMi, the most annoying cat on Earth. (I am calling MiMi an 'it' because I am NEVER ever sure what gender it is. But mostly because I am pissed off at a cat, which I've known for twn years)
It was nuzzling and doing what cats do with human legs (rubbing against them, not using them as scratching posts) then it suddenly stopped and went about two meters away from me.
I, bigass idiot, went nearer and tried to scratch it's ears.
It kept looking up, then when I touched it, IT GRABBED MY HAND WITH IT'S PAWS AS THOUGH MY HAND WAS A BALL OF YARN AND IT TRIED TO SCRATCH ME. Too bad it's old, and has blunt claws. Though I swear MiMi kept filing its nails on the road.
CATS TOY WITH YOUR FEELINGS AND IT IS INCAPABLE OF INTELLIGENT SPEECH. NEVER ASSUME ANYTHING AROUND A CAT. Stupid, mood-swinging MiMi
I got progressively bored with cursing at MiMi so I took pictures of MiMi with my phone (and to annoy it with my awesome flash function) and we will now view them.
THERE IS THE PROOF THAT MIMI IS AN EVIL KITTY. IT HAS LASER EYES. MINION OF HELL, GO BACK. YOU'VE BEEN HAUNTING US FOR TEN YEARS.
It's just my flash by the way. But since flash gives light and brightens images, maybe it sheds light on MiMi and shows MiMi's true nature, which is an evil thing? LOL SYMBOLISM.
For the record, MiMi is really old. I think it's owners abandoned it (just like how they abandoned Buster, their other cat. But Buster got taken away by the SPCA. I witnessed it and all. Loved Buster, he had such a good temper. Cept he wasn't really affectionate) when they moved back to California or something. They moved in around the same time as us.
In any case, I'm just really appreciative of a toilet bowl now. And I want my own set of keys sooo bad now.