Obligatory app post
Character: Ekaterina Kurae, also known as Katja the Puppeteer of Copper
Series: Seikon no Qwaser
Character Age: Around ten years old.
Canon: Ah, the grand tale of a bunch of Russian Orthodox kids out to find a special religious painting stashed in a cave somewhere in Japan. These kids are called Qwasers, and they have the power to control various elements from the periodic table, making for lots of fighting, angry faces, and random fanservice. To make matters even more absurd, these Qwasers must suck on breasts in a bizarre yet risque take on the Virgin Mary breastfeeding Jesus in order to absorb the "soma" from girls, just so they can be able to use their elemental powers in the first place!
Katja is a young girl from Russia who enjoys such things as dressing in goth-loli clothes, pretending to be cute and harmless, and training S&M slave Japanese schoolgirls to call her Queen and produce soma for her assorted needs. You see, Katja is the Qwaser in charge of copper, and she really enjoys using her powers, whether she's ripping all the copper wiring out of a building with her mind or manipulating the human-sized copper puppet she calls Mother to molest her latest human toy. And to think -- she's technically one of the good guys!
Sample Post:
Oh, thank you, miss! I was so scared! I was on my way to the lacy bloomer viewing party at the underwear tree, and then there were all those hulking gorilla-men acting naughty, and scaring those lopsided gray women, and I just didn't know what to do! I-I didn't even know it was possible for people to be so scared that you'd fall to bits, but they did! It was so scary! There were even toucans going on and on about how the copper-tops make even granny panties keep on going and going and going. I nearly fainted before you arrived to save the day.
No, I'm fine now, but it was a good thing you came to save me from their lewd display. Why, those men really looked like there were about to take advantage of a young maiden like myself! I really can't thank you enough for your help, and if it's not too much trouble, could you branch out to help me a second time? I wouldn't want to get lost again. I've really been looking forward to the viewing, and it would be a pity to miss it, even if those perverts from earlier wanted to grab my undergarments instead! They even said something about clothes wearing me in Soviet Russia, but that didn't make any sense at all. Um. Maybe you could help me find the viewing party? There were supposed to be instructions on how to get there, but my brochure for the event is all muddy and I'm not very good at walking through swamps.
But you know, it occurs to me that you're hiding something. You've been fawning over me ever since you found me, and I know that girls just want to have fun, but you're blushing as bright as the feathers on those toucans over there, and you look downright giddy. Why don't you admit it? You wanted me for yourself! How very brazen of you. Confess that you're a pervert, and I might even let you have a peek at just what you're missing! I'll even let you touch my special panties if you call me Queen~ ♥ Don't you have anything to say for yourself? How boring can you get? Why, you really should be ashamed of yourself for being such a pervert! Do you understand the position you are in? Do you think you even have the right to do anything more than kiss my boots? You should realize you'll be following my orders from now on, so shape up!
A nosebleed already? No proper young lady would just start flashing random strangers without warning! And just where do you think you're touching? Mother, Mother! Someone is trying to harass your precious Katja! Surely something like this cannot go unpunished, so why don't you show this charming young lady the value of a mother's touch? ♥
Voted in at 94.2%.
Series: Seikon no Qwaser
Character Age: Around ten years old.
Canon: Ah, the grand tale of a bunch of Russian Orthodox kids out to find a special religious painting stashed in a cave somewhere in Japan. These kids are called Qwasers, and they have the power to control various elements from the periodic table, making for lots of fighting, angry faces, and random fanservice. To make matters even more absurd, these Qwasers must suck on breasts in a bizarre yet risque take on the Virgin Mary breastfeeding Jesus in order to absorb the "soma" from girls, just so they can be able to use their elemental powers in the first place!
Katja is a young girl from Russia who enjoys such things as dressing in goth-loli clothes, pretending to be cute and harmless, and training S&M slave Japanese schoolgirls to call her Queen and produce soma for her assorted needs. You see, Katja is the Qwaser in charge of copper, and she really enjoys using her powers, whether she's ripping all the copper wiring out of a building with her mind or manipulating the human-sized copper puppet she calls Mother to molest her latest human toy. And to think -- she's technically one of the good guys!
Sample Post:
Oh, thank you, miss! I was so scared! I was on my way to the lacy bloomer viewing party at the underwear tree, and then there were all those hulking gorilla-men acting naughty, and scaring those lopsided gray women, and I just didn't know what to do! I-I didn't even know it was possible for people to be so scared that you'd fall to bits, but they did! It was so scary! There were even toucans going on and on about how the copper-tops make even granny panties keep on going and going and going. I nearly fainted before you arrived to save the day.
No, I'm fine now, but it was a good thing you came to save me from their lewd display. Why, those men really looked like there were about to take advantage of a young maiden like myself! I really can't thank you enough for your help, and if it's not too much trouble, could you branch out to help me a second time? I wouldn't want to get lost again. I've really been looking forward to the viewing, and it would be a pity to miss it, even if those perverts from earlier wanted to grab my undergarments instead! They even said something about clothes wearing me in Soviet Russia, but that didn't make any sense at all. Um. Maybe you could help me find the viewing party? There were supposed to be instructions on how to get there, but my brochure for the event is all muddy and I'm not very good at walking through swamps.
But you know, it occurs to me that you're hiding something. You've been fawning over me ever since you found me, and I know that girls just want to have fun, but you're blushing as bright as the feathers on those toucans over there, and you look downright giddy. Why don't you admit it? You wanted me for yourself! How very brazen of you. Confess that you're a pervert, and I might even let you have a peek at just what you're missing! I'll even let you touch my special panties if you call me Queen~ ♥ Don't you have anything to say for yourself? How boring can you get? Why, you really should be ashamed of yourself for being such a pervert! Do you understand the position you are in? Do you think you even have the right to do anything more than kiss my boots? You should realize you'll be following my orders from now on, so shape up!
A nosebleed already? No proper young lady would just start flashing random strangers without warning! And just where do you think you're touching? Mother, Mother! Someone is trying to harass your precious Katja! Surely something like this cannot go unpunished, so why don't you show this charming young lady the value of a mother's touch? ♥
Voted in at 94.2%.