Love letter
Dear Heroes,
It is almost heart-wrenchingly impossible to put into words how much I absolutely love you. There is no physical way my heart can contain so much love without it bursting uncontrollably when you thrill me the way you do. When Peter goes all Hiroshima on New York's ass, I don't think I'm going to be able to take it. That being said, at the time he goes all nuclear, if you happen to look in the direction of Plymouth, Ma and see a slightly heart-shaped mushroom cloud, that's just me. Heck, if he doesn't go all biggity boom, maybe you should send some hero power my way, because I'll probably still explode, you'll be that good.
(Im)Patiently awaiting your return,
Elisha