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Aug 18, 2014 06:15

If you are having trouble losing weight, try the "Homeless Junkie Diet". Walk everywhere all over town to get money, things needed to survive and a place to stay while eating only what you can steal or scrounge up. I guarantee you WILL lose weight. It worked for me!

Obviously, all of this is sarcastic but it is truly the reason I weigh as low as I do currently. I'm back at my parent's house to get clean at this time. Mission is not to regain all the weight I lost while homeless and using!
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