im a shit
last night was amazing. i got off work around 12 and went over to the sig nu wine and cheese klassy party. lots of dancing and loooots of drinking. then some theta xi stole the sig nu beer pong table from the basement, so the guys started to go on the warpath, but that kind of fizzled out. more drinks! i know at one point i was dancing around the house with will, then the next thing i knew i waking up in will's bed and will was on his couch. apparently i puked last night...then again this morning...then again...and again just now. ew! i think will's orange juice might have been bad. or maybe it was just all the vodka. ew. so i was trying to get ready for work and i puked again so i called in and said i had a family emergency and was in texas. shitty i know, but i called in sick for wild & it would have been totally obvious that i was faking to get out of my last day at express ever! so no more express! and now im passed out on the couch hoping i can eat soon.