I'm not really a christian... I was just sorta being silly. Sorry to throw you off.
I'm glad you like puppies.
Okay, picture it! My mom one day figures out that I have a LJ. She knows I have it, but if she ever reads it, I wouldn't want her to read that all these men wanna do me or vice versa or something. haha. Know what I mean?
I'm not a pothead! HAH... I just like the occasional recreational toke. It's totally not an everyday thing. I do like the booze, tho. Everyone wants to bang me???? I think and hope not. haha.
You're right... about that last part, at least. :)
If you put up a poll, right now, I have no doubt that at least a supermajority of people (over 66%) would want to bang you if giving a no-strings chance.
But you and I both know that I'm not like that....for a variety of reasons.
1. I wouldn't bang that many people. 2. I wouldn't wanna ask people's opinions. 3. Sometimes it's better to not know with a few of 'em. 4. I don't like no-strings sex much. 5. If I asked people in my LJ about that...half would call me narcissistic...and the other half would call me a cock tease. It's a no-win situation.
:) It's all good...we can take it to email if you want. haha.
And about tomorrow...yeah, it's all about me. And I will be narcissistic....and I will probably be a little bitchy here and there, too. Here comes my alter-ego, Sophie.
"Don't try to say that the world doesn't revolve aroudn me--because today, it does!!!!"
One of the weird things that I have noticed, is that the ol' saying that Catholics really don't learn the Bible that well is true. At least during my youth, cathecism class never focused on the Bible, and there never was a time to read the Bible.
As soon as I get done with it, you can test me. LOL
You're absolutely correct. We read the bible in High School, but there was no instruction as to exactly what we were reading. Through elementary Catechism, and then religion class in middle and high school, we learned more about what we should believe than what the bible told us.
If I can't be dirty, what the hell is the use of doing this?
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I'm a good christian man...who loves puppies.
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So am I. In fact, I've been reading "The Bibile for Dummies," and learning many new things.
I also like puppies.
Okay, explain again why you can't be dirty? ;-)
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I'm glad you like puppies.
Okay, picture it! My mom one day figures out that I have a LJ. She knows I have it, but if she ever reads it, I wouldn't want her to read that all these men wanna do me or vice versa or something. haha. Know what I mean?
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A boozing pothead who everyone wants to bang, yes.
A pristine, unsoiled virgin, no.
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I'm not a pothead! HAH... I just like the occasional recreational toke. It's totally not an everyday thing. I do like the booze, tho. Everyone wants to bang me???? I think and hope not. haha.
You're right... about that last part, at least. :)
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1. I wouldn't bang that many people.
2. I wouldn't wanna ask people's opinions.
3. Sometimes it's better to not know with a few of 'em.
4. I don't like no-strings sex much.
5. If I asked people in my LJ about that...half would call me narcissistic...and the other half would call me a cock tease. It's a no-win situation.
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...but I can't.
Thanks for crushing my fun.... *sniffle sniffle*
(Remember, though--on your birthday, you are allowed to be narcissistic. It's almost a requirement.)
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And about tomorrow...yeah, it's all about me. And I will be narcissistic....and I will probably be a little bitchy here and there, too. Here comes my alter-ego, Sophie.
"Don't try to say that the world doesn't revolve aroudn me--because today, it does!!!!"
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As soon as I get done with it, you can test me. LOL
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