The Lost Tooth
Have you ever experienced one of those moments where you're walking along, content to be with your friend, eating really good toffee and then wonder 'where is my tooth?'. Well I have! Today, as I said, I was walking, eating toffee and it felt chilly in my mouth, too chilly in fact. So I felt for my front tooth (which is fake, I'm not losing my teeth really late in life) and realized that the REALLY hard piece of toffee was infact, not toffee at all! Then my mouth felt naked and I was very vulnerable. You may think, 'what the fuck, it's just a tooth', but really, I look so different with out it, and it doesn't look like me. It's kind of painful, but not so much painful as annoying/fun. I can't stop feeling the huge gap between my one front tooth and the other half of my other front tooth that is still there. The fun came from when I realized I could use the gap as a straw and never have to open my mouth all the way again. Also, I can spurt water really far from my mouth out of the tooth chasm. Oh, I look hilarious. Like a British hick.